text. un: allen.

[speedforcer]

okay three things

1) if you're from a world where central city, star city, national city, metropolis, or gotham exist
wednesday 6pm at criminales
we're ALL meeting up
that includes you bruce
BOTH of you

2) i need a dogsitter before the captain kills me and hides my body
saying my dog ate my labwork doesn't work
even when it's true

3) i also need a food technologist
it's kind of a long shot but anyone with experience making densely calorific foods?
i could use a hand with something

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text | un: elsa

[atms]

Does Mick know you're having a party at his bar?
And why are you inviting Gothamites? Have you ever actually been to Gotham?

[speedforcer]

he will once he reads this
besides
he's getting a bunch of customers out of this so what's the problem?

gotham only seems to exist in worlds like ours
that means there's a good chance we exist in their world
or someone similar
what if the leonard snart of their world killed their parents or something?
we've got to make sure everyone is on the same level here

[atms]

Other than the fact that he's going to have to clean up after the party or find someone else to do it?

I highly doubt any version of me would ever end up in Gotham for an extended period of time. It's a shithole, even by Jersey standards.

un: burninate

[kelvins]

[this is feeling a hell of a lot like deja vu, allen.]

What have i told you about holding parties without asking first? Or did you think that publicly asking would mean I wouldn't be able to say no.

[speedforcer]

it's not a party!
it's just a bunch of people getting together for a few drinks
in a bar
they're going to be paying

[kelvins]

alright. but you should probably clear things like that up before so i can actually keep a few tables open for you.

unless you want to be standing by the regulars that i swear are literally glued to the stools.

text. un:holysmoaks

[smoak]

1) Is this is the we're-all-from-the-same-earth-like-place meetup?

2) What kind of dog do you have?

3) I can't help you with this one.

[speedforcer]

1) yep
just to make sure we're all on the same page about where/when we're from

2) i've got two
cb's some kind of poodle mix
and addie's a german shepherd

3) don't worry
i'll work something out
but thanks

un: gwenzelle.washington

[thiwp]

1 whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat what about me??

[speedforcer]

you're an honorary member of the team
you totally count

[thiwp]

hooray!!
oh hey um
is cisco here?

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[taskforcing]

what are we meeting about?

[speedforcer]

it's more of a check in
so we all know who each other is
and where/when we're all from

i don't want people getting in trouble or getting hurt just because we're not all on the same page about things

[taskforcing]

That sounds a little ominous, Barry.

[recoined]

text reply | un: rosado

is "calorific" even a word?
( really important questions, obviously. )

[speedforcer]

yep!
it's to do with the energy content of food

[recoined]

i'm not an idiot, i know what calories are
calorific just sounds like a fake word

if you find someone to make you sumo training bars or whatever, let me know

( she could probably stand to eat something a little healthier than bottomless fries at dinah's... )

un: purgatory

[makeyourpeace]

i feel so excluded
so rude, barry

[speedforcer]

sorry?





who is this??

[makeyourpeace]

wynonna. we worked together.

un: o.queen

[unrecognizable]

is this an 'oliver you're invited to attend'
or 'oliver, you're attending, unless you want to receive a guilt trip you'll never recover from'

there's a difference

[speedforcer]

maybe a bit of both?

you know i wouldn't try and force you to come if you didn't want to
right?

[unrecognizable]

i know you wouldn't

socializing is something being the mayor taught me how to be better at
i'll be there, but you're buying the first drink. deal?

un: hale

[duelo]

2. What kind of dog? If it's a big dog that would be able to keep up with me, I could watch your dog if you work during the day. I run and hike a lot.

3. How dense are you talking?

[ Not that he can help with the latter, since Barry's caloric needs far surpass Derek's, but Derek doesn't know that yet. ]

[speedforcer]

2) they're both kind of small
cb's some kind of poodle mix so he's not getting any bigger
addie's a german shepherd but she's still young
she's got more energy than most three year olds though so she'd probably be able to keep up

3) your full rda in a single bar kind of dense?