text. un: allen.

[speedforcer]

okay three things

1) if you're from a world where central city, star city, national city, metropolis, or gotham exist
wednesday 6pm at criminales
we're ALL meeting up
that includes you bruce
BOTH of you

2) i need a dogsitter before the captain kills me and hides my body
saying my dog ate my labwork doesn't work
even when it's true

3) i also need a food technologist
it's kind of a long shot but anyone with experience making densely calorific foods?
i could use a hand with something

Comments

[speedforcer]

i
never said you were??
it's an actual word though

you need them too?
do you know how many calories you need each day?

[because he highly doubts she'd be mentioning it if the rda was enough to get by]

[recoined]

a lot?
i'm basically always starving so i could probably use something better than the buckets of fries i keep eating

[speedforcer]

there's a woman here called caitlin snow
she's a scientist
and she knows a LOT about
unusual diets?
you should definitely talk to her

[recoined]

it's not really that unusual
i'm just working out a lot i guess

( she's not a mutant or anything, okay. she's just... got food cravings. and can jump over buildings. whatever. it's totally normal stuff. don't send her to be some experiment. )

[speedforcer]

you said you're always hungry though
which means those fries can't be helping
caitlin can at least work out a baseline for you
and it makes it easier to plan for the day

[recoined]

eat as much as you burn working out
don't eat so many carbs

i've got the basics already

[speedforcer]

if you've got it covered already
why would you need calorie bars?

[recoined]

pretty sure the monthly stipend isn't going to go very far if i'm binging on protein shakes and steak dinners
and i'd like to eventually get back to that whole retail therapy concept
since apparently i can't just live in yoga pants

( why not tho )

[speedforcer]

yeah i get that part
i work full time and it's still not enough
do you have any idea how much you need to eat though?
like how much food do you actually get through in a day?

[recoined]

( damn, he's not letting this go. )

no?
a lot

it's kind of a new thing
i'm still getting used to it

[speedforcer]

[fiiine]

i have to eat 850 tacos worth of food on a daily basis or i'll collapse
and that's if i'm not doing anything
your turn

[recoined]

are you fucking kidding me right now???

[speedforcer]

nope
why do you think i'm asking for help?

[recoined]

i'm pretty sure if i ate that many tacos i'd explode
why are you not a speed eating champion or something
my friend told me once that one guy from japan makes millions for eating hot dogs

[speedforcer]

it's not by choice
i've just got a really fast metabolism
so anything i eat gets burned off almost right away
and the guy who used to make calorie bars for me isn't here

[look he missed cisco for a lot of reasons, but his daily dizzy spells are like salt in the wound]

[recoined]

supermodels have fast metabolisms
that's like... lightning speed

why don't you have your scientist friend make them

[speedforcer]

you could say that

i'm planning on talking to her about it too
she's a friend though and i don't want to take advantage of her
but i know she won't let me pay