text. un: allen.

[speedforcer]

okay three things

1) if you're from a world where central city, star city, national city, metropolis, or gotham exist
wednesday 6pm at criminales
we're ALL meeting up
that includes you bruce
BOTH of you

2) i need a dogsitter before the captain kills me and hides my body
saying my dog ate my labwork doesn't work
even when it's true

3) i also need a food technologist
it's kind of a long shot but anyone with experience making densely calorific foods?
i could use a hand with something

Comments

[kelvins]

alright. but you should probably clear things like that up before so i can actually keep a few tables open for you.

unless you want to be standing by the regulars that i swear are literally glued to the stools.

[speedforcer]

i don't even know if half of them will even turn up
but if they're late they can stand anyway
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[kelvins]

well, you did invite like what? half the city?

don't think i have that many stools...

[speedforcer]

there's only
just over a dozen of us
also gwen's coming because she's basically one of us

the bruce's can stand
so that's two less

[kelvins]

so you're basically just throwing a party for whoever you want to invite.

cool.

i hope you know i'm making you tend bar. or if you're not going to, i'm charging for my services above and beyond the usual.

[speedforcer]

it's not a party
i told you
it's just some people getting together to make sure we don't end up killing each other

you know
if it's really that big of a deal to you
we'll go somewhere else
i just thought you'd want the extra customers

[kelvins]

yeah, well...
your not party has me a little short staffed.

[speedforcer]

how's that my fault?

[kelvins]

do you really want me to air your dirty laundry where everyone can see?

let's just chalk it up to i'm short staffed and call it a day.

[speedforcer]

guess that means i don't need to ask where you stand on it now