text: jjones

[underachievement]

[ Jessica Jones here, long time lurker, first time poster. Uploaded the evening of the day following the Samhain event: ]

Since everyone around here loses their minds for balls apparently

Which Disney princess would you "cuddle"?

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text; un: odinson

[mothersdrapes]

[ Thor did not get a chance to spend much time around Barton's children, and while he may have discovered memes, there is still a large gap in his pop culture knowledge. ]

What is a Disney princess?

[underachievement]

[ hindsight being 20/20 Jess realizes she should have inb4'd because largely she was aware of the exclusionary scope of her question, but Jess can't inb4 for crap ]

Just a copyrighted fairy tale

[mothersdrapes]

Fairy tales I know. And you wish us to choose a princess to take to bed?

[ He was just going to assume she didn't genuinely mean to cuddle. ]

[underachievement]

[ finally someone speaks her language. like yeah it's up to interpretation but come on. grow up, amy. ]

Happy ending and everything

[mothersdrapes]

[ 'happy ending' is something he will regret looking up - but he gets the feeling he shouldn't keep asking questions. ]

I assume we can pretend that the princesses are in fact of an appropriate age? Then going by fairy tales I would have to say Rapunzel.

text. un: hartbeat

[recoined]

cuddle or "cuddle"?

if it's straight snuggling, winnie the pooh is better than any princess
if you wanna get weird, jasmine for sure
she knows what's up
or aladdin, i'm equal opportunity

( princesses only doesn't leave very many good choices. )

[underachievement]

Whatever works for you. Though I think you're onto something with the 100 acre wood route.

audio; UN: forthedefense

[fightlikehell]

The sarcasm is palpable.

swap to audio

[underachievement]

Did you reply this way just so I'd have to hear you say "palpable"?

[fightlikehell]

No. But it is a word that should get more mileage.

[underachievement]

Agree to majorly disagree. I'm putting you under the Belle column.

[fightlikehell]

I do like bookish types. Sometimes. I don't think I'm compatible with any of them.

text; un: sidekick

[nursetemple]

not really that much into disney princesses
didn't think you were, either

[underachievement]

More than Disney princes.

[nursetemple]

considering all the disney princes are milquetoast samey,
can't blame you there

maybe apart from the one from tangled. he wasn't too bad.

i'd probably pick jasmine, anyway

[underachievement]

Best outfits I'll give you that

[nursetemple]

is it the crop top or the mc hammer pants that you like best

text; un: hale

[duelo]

...aren't they almost, if not all, severely underaged...? I thought they were all teenagers, so I'd have to say none, but if there were some adult princesses, then...I guess one of them.

I doubt they'd like me much. I'm still working on fully kicking the whole gloom and doom thing I got so good at back home.
I'm not really Disney-approved, myself.

Random question. But I guess that's one way to get people talking.

[underachievement]

A lot, apparently.
Not that they aren't valid points.

[duelo]

You didn't answer your own question. Which one would you pick? Let's pretend they're not minors.

[underachievement]

That's my luxury as asker. Technically you didn't either, you got all enigmatic and shit.

text; un: vaquero

[quinientos]

A what princess? I don't understand how any of what you said makes sense. And why it would only be cuddling? What are we, twelve?

[underachievement]

Twelve-year-olds who can't spell, from the name on the postcards
Anyway Disney's just an umbrella term for a bunch of stories everyone knows

[quinientos]

I think maybe I'm not everyone then. I know of only a few princesses, none of them under this umbrella. Does it rain princesses often, where you're from?

[underachievement]

[ is he being serious... ]

More like they're shoved down our throats.
But the word is shorthand for rebranded fairy tales, sleeping beauty and crap like that