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[underachievement]

[ Jessica Jones here, long time lurker, first time poster. Uploaded the evening of the day following the Samhain event: ]

Since everyone around here loses their minds for balls apparently

Which Disney princess would you "cuddle"?

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[underachievement]

Did you reply this way just so I'd have to hear you say "palpable"?

[fightlikehell]

No. But it is a word that should get more mileage.

[underachievement]

Agree to majorly disagree. I'm putting you under the Belle column.

[fightlikehell]

I do like bookish types. Sometimes. I don't think I'm compatible with any of them.

[underachievement]

That's a weird thing to assume.

[fightlikehell]

This is a weird question. I'm sure you know that.

[underachievement]

Fair point. Doesn't get me any closer to getting why something like speed-reading spells "doom".

[fightlikehell]

I read just fine. In fact I prefer it to movies. I'm not sure why you assume everyone's into cartoons.

[underachievement]

Everyone's pretty into castles and dress-up which are also for children.

[fightlikehell]

Who do you usually associate with?

[underachievement]

Nobody.

[fightlikehell]

So who is this everyone then?

[underachievement]

The other, whatever. Transplants. [ she already dropped the C word once this conversation ]

[fightlikehell]

Are you including yourself in this because the whole everyone really sounded like you were speaking from experience as well.

[underachievement]

I've gotten near enough to know it's not my scene.

[fightlikehell]

Would you cuddle a princess?

[underachievement]

I wouldn't cuddle anyone. The standard has to bottom out somewhere.

[fightlikehell]

How are you supposed to fulfill the quota? Keep up your end of the bargain?

[underachievement]

By hoping my silence so far gets logged as some form of charity?

[fightlikehell]

What an absolutely kind soul you are!

[underachievement]

Give, give, give. [ That's all she does. ]

[fightlikehell]

So if I have this straight, you're a philanthropist that happens to enjoy discussing fictional character hook ups.

[underachievement]

That's me in a palpable little nutshell. You nailed it.

[fightlikehell]

I forgot to add brilliant sense of humor.

[underachievement]

Not the B word I'd use.