text: jjones

[underachievement]

[ Jessica Jones here, long time lurker, first time poster. Uploaded the evening of the day following the Samhain event: ]

Since everyone around here loses their minds for balls apparently

Which Disney princess would you "cuddle"?

Comments

[underachievement]

Best outfits I'll give you that

[nursetemple]

is it the crop top or the mc hammer pants that you like best

[underachievement]

At least she had pants

[nursetemple]

point

pretty sure snow white had some, too. like bloomers.

jasmine as more badass, anyway. the rebellious princess.

[underachievement]

I can respect how she's not faceblind like half the guys in those movies.
She would've figured out Ariel was a mermaid right away.

[nursetemple]

Ariel is the worst.

Isn't Ariel the worst? She's the worst.

[underachievement]

Once you figure out her whole kingdom's economy depends on killing and eating her friends its hard to make excuses for her, yeah.

[nursetemple]

I never like stories where the heroes don't take responsibility for their own shit. Like Peter Pan, you know? He's such a terrible person.

[underachievement]

I only remember the lagoon part of that movie because the mermaids at least owned what bitches they were [ tinkerbell ]

[nursetemple]

it's just full of white male privilege. this dude has everything but he decides to stay a child forever? i'm sorry but no. makes me see red.