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[underachievement]

[ Jessica Jones here, long time lurker, first time poster. Uploaded the evening of the day following the Samhain event: ]

Since everyone around here loses their minds for balls apparently

Which Disney princess would you "cuddle"?

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[mothersdrapes]

Fairy tales I know. And you wish us to choose a princess to take to bed?

[ He was just going to assume she didn't genuinely mean to cuddle. ]

[underachievement]

[ finally someone speaks her language. like yeah it's up to interpretation but come on. grow up, amy. ]

Happy ending and everything

[mothersdrapes]

[ 'happy ending' is something he will regret looking up - but he gets the feeling he shouldn't keep asking questions. ]

I assume we can pretend that the princesses are in fact of an appropriate age? Then going by fairy tales I would have to say Rapunzel.

[underachievement]

So you can borrow her shampoo after?

[mothersdrapes]

Well, it is important to take care of my hair. More because the others have been drugged to a degree.

[underachievement]

Not the princess and the pea but she always sounded high maintenance.

[mothersdrapes]

I'm sure there is argument that any royalty is high maintenance.

[underachievement]

Better watch what example you're setting then.

[mothersdrapes]

I can assure you that I am not high maintenance. I require very little.

[underachievement]

A list consisting of strong liquor and?

[mothersdrapes]

Good food and company. Sometimes a battle.

[underachievement]

I only do bar brawls.

[mothersdrapes]

They can be some of the finest battles! Small, but urgent and fierce.

[underachievement]

Yeah you seem like an urgent and fierce kind of guy. [ omission: small ]

[mothersdrapes]

Patience has never been one of my better qualities.

[ he’s trying to stop before confirming that yes, he is a mighty warrior. modesty isn’t a virtue of his either but he’s learning. ]

[underachievement]

Then we better cut to the chase.
Do any of these dives stock your superbrew?

[mothersdrapes]

Not that I have yet discovered, but if you are a worthy drinker then surely you would not object to a bar crawl and finding out first hand?

[underachievement]

Challenge accepted.

[mothersdrapes]

Excellent! When would you like to begin?

[underachievement]

[ considering the chat she's having with vasquez ]

Whenever you're done washing your hair.

[mothersdrapes]

[ He knows it's a joke, but there may have been brief consideration as to whether or not he should. ]

Meet you outside of The Colonel's in fifteen?