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[acuerdo]

anonymous post

anyone know where to find flame retardant sheets? asking for a friend.

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un: dancedancerevolution

[foreshock]

come on, i don't even need to use my super secret hacking skills to figure out who you are right now.
you worried about friction burn in cuddle city?
do you have a sand bucket as a nightstand?

[acuerdo]

[dios. of all the people in this city to have seen this post...
why does it have to be someone he's actually worried about burning?

not that he and daisy have gotten there... yet.]

if you think a sand bucket would work. but personally, if i wanted sand on me, i'd go to the beach.

at least then it'd makes sense to get it in places that have no right to be sandy.

[foreshock]

( Don't write it off just yet, Reyes. )

you could install a sprinkler system but i don't think that'd be much fun if you were just pissed in general.

[acuerdo]

definitely a hard no for that.
unless you want to mop my floor.

[foreshock]

i'm not into that kind of roleplay.

( WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS? )

[acuerdo]

assuming you're who i think you are...
i think you'd look pretty good in a maid outfit.


[is he really going to flirt anonymously with her on the net where anyone can see? the world may never know.]

[foreshock]

huh.
i didn't think that was your style.
but i guess the outfit's mostly black.

you need something polished?

( WHO LET THESE TWO HAVE PHONES. )

[acuerdo]

[mayor drake. though she probably regrets this decision daily.]

maybe. you offering?
cause that might bring us back to why i'm here asking about sheets that won't burn.

[foreshock]

nothing wrong with a bit of carpet burn :)
i'm sure we could think of something.

[acuerdo]

nope not at all.
maybe not on my ass though. :P

i don't think the entire network needs to know what we're thinking.

[foreshock]

oh come on, we're being totally subtle right now.

( No Daisy, no. )

but i'm definitely learning some things here.
i didn't know you were so delicate.

[acuerdo]

about as subtle as a ton of bricks to the head.

[and yet... he's not making any moves to stop, or just send her a private message or whatever.]

not delicate, just particular.

[foreshock]

do i need to move up from bed, bath, and beyond?
it's egyptian cotton, right?
thread counts.

[acuerdo]

i won't complain if you want to upgrade.
please no silk though. makes me feel a little too ridiculous.

[foreshock]

i never got the appeal of silk.
i like a little slip n slide from time to time but not when i'm trying to get down and dirty.

[acuerdo]

if you need silk sheets to slip and slide during sex, you're doing it wrong.

[foreshock]

so, what else are you "particular" about?
i'd hate to get it wrong.

( Meant to be sarcastic, but really she would hate it. Like her, Reyes. )

[acuerdo]

uh. i like my pb&j cut on a diagonal.
pineapple has no place on pizza.

[foreshock]

i agree with you on the second thing but the first is a little too fancy for me.
usually i'm too hungry to even cut it ...

[acuerdo]

there's always time to cut your sandwich.
were you raised in a barn?

[foreshock]

ha.
listen, when you've got ten other kids circling like sharks in the water you learn to get in and out.

[acuerdo]

i'm gonna make you a sandwich. you'll see the appeal then.