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[acuerdo]

anonymous post

anyone know where to find flame retardant sheets? asking for a friend.

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[acuerdo]

definitely a hard no for that.
unless you want to mop my floor.

[foreshock]

i'm not into that kind of roleplay.

( WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS? )

[acuerdo]

assuming you're who i think you are...
i think you'd look pretty good in a maid outfit.


[is he really going to flirt anonymously with her on the net where anyone can see? the world may never know.]

[foreshock]

huh.
i didn't think that was your style.
but i guess the outfit's mostly black.

you need something polished?

( WHO LET THESE TWO HAVE PHONES. )

[acuerdo]

[mayor drake. though she probably regrets this decision daily.]

maybe. you offering?
cause that might bring us back to why i'm here asking about sheets that won't burn.

[foreshock]

nothing wrong with a bit of carpet burn :)
i'm sure we could think of something.

[acuerdo]

nope not at all.
maybe not on my ass though. :P

i don't think the entire network needs to know what we're thinking.

[foreshock]

oh come on, we're being totally subtle right now.

( No Daisy, no. )

but i'm definitely learning some things here.
i didn't know you were so delicate.

[acuerdo]

about as subtle as a ton of bricks to the head.

[and yet... he's not making any moves to stop, or just send her a private message or whatever.]

not delicate, just particular.

[foreshock]

do i need to move up from bed, bath, and beyond?
it's egyptian cotton, right?
thread counts.

[acuerdo]

i won't complain if you want to upgrade.
please no silk though. makes me feel a little too ridiculous.

[foreshock]

i never got the appeal of silk.
i like a little slip n slide from time to time but not when i'm trying to get down and dirty.

[acuerdo]

if you need silk sheets to slip and slide during sex, you're doing it wrong.

[foreshock]

so, what else are you "particular" about?
i'd hate to get it wrong.

( Meant to be sarcastic, but really she would hate it. Like her, Reyes. )

[acuerdo]

uh. i like my pb&j cut on a diagonal.
pineapple has no place on pizza.

[foreshock]

i agree with you on the second thing but the first is a little too fancy for me.
usually i'm too hungry to even cut it ...

[acuerdo]

there's always time to cut your sandwich.
were you raised in a barn?

[foreshock]

ha.
listen, when you've got ten other kids circling like sharks in the water you learn to get in and out.

[acuerdo]

i'm gonna make you a sandwich. you'll see the appeal then.