001 ℳ video ; @malia } { when you give vegan jerky to a carnivore ...

[wildkingdom]

[Malia got super excited when she thought she got some deer jerky as a random thank you gift from the city. Then she actually smelt it and she was very disappointed to find out that it wasn't real meat. :(

It's not that she has anything vegans, they can do whatever they want with their bodies and their appetites and if they want to eat bird food then that's fine. But Malia likes meat. In fact, Malia loves meat. So she is zero interest in eating this jerky, thank you very much.

But she's not going to let it go to waste, either, and hey! Maybe she can get some bonus "nice person" points by giving it away, hence this video of Malia lying on her stomach crushing a cute plush coyote underneath her as she talks.]

Anybody like vegan jerky?

[She'll hold up one of the bags and dangle it in front of the camera.]

I got some as a gift from the city, but fake meat is weird. Free to anyone who wants it.

[Please take it off her hands, thank you.]

Comments

[fadingspark]

Is it even jerky if it's not meat?

[wildkingdom]

That's what the bag says.

[She shrugs as though to say "I don't make the rules."]

[fadingspark]

Well, the bag is wrong. The literal definition of jerky is meat that has been cured by being cut into long, thin strips and dried.

Keyword being MEAT.

[wildkingdom]

But aren't there vegan versions of everything these days?

[Meat can be faked. Or at least that's what the theory is by all this stuff.]

[fadingspark]

Yeah and they are all wrong.

[wildkingdom]

I'll take your word for it.

[She usually does when it comes to Stiles' view of the world.]

[fadingspark]

So why did the city give you jerky anyway? Does it give you gifts often?

[wildkingdom]

I dunno. This is the first time I've gotten something, but apparently Derek's gotten stuff before.

[fadingspark]

Stuff? what kind of stuff?

[wildkingdom]

[She holds out her hands wide to the sides.]

Giant checks that he has to use to pay for stuff.

[fadingspark]

..... [and nope, he is going to just snort and start laughing at the image in his head]

[wildkingdom]

[She smirks.]

Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny too.

[fadingspark]

Please tell me someone's got pictures of that

[wildkingdom]

I have no idea. He just told me about it now.

[But maybe someone else was looking out for their need to make fun of Derek.]