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001 ℳ video ; @malia } { when you give vegan jerky to a carnivore ...
[Malia got super excited when she thought she got some deer jerky as a random thank you gift from the city. Then she actually smelt it and she was very disappointed to find out that it wasn't real meat. :(
It's not that she has anything vegans, they can do whatever they want with their bodies and their appetites and if they want to eat bird food then that's fine. But Malia likes meat. In fact, Malia loves meat. So she is zero interest in eating this jerky, thank you very much.
But she's not going to let it go to waste, either, and hey! Maybe she can get some bonus "nice person" points by giving it away, hence this video of Malia lying on her stomach crushing a cute plush coyote underneath her as she talks.]
Anybody like vegan jerky?
[She'll hold up one of the bags and dangle it in front of the camera.]
I got some as a gift from the city, but fake meat is weird. Free to anyone who wants it.
[Please take it off her hands, thank you.]
It's not that she has anything vegans, they can do whatever they want with their bodies and their appetites and if they want to eat bird food then that's fine. But Malia likes meat. In fact, Malia loves meat. So she is zero interest in eating this jerky, thank you very much.
But she's not going to let it go to waste, either, and hey! Maybe she can get some bonus "nice person" points by giving it away, hence this video of Malia lying on her stomach crushing a cute plush coyote underneath her as she talks.]
Anybody like vegan jerky?
[She'll hold up one of the bags and dangle it in front of the camera.]
I got some as a gift from the city, but fake meat is weird. Free to anyone who wants it.
[Please take it off her hands, thank you.]
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[Just keeping it real, Malia.]
I need to agree with you here.
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It's not that horrific. I mean, I'm sure there's people who don't eat meat that like them. I just really like meat.
[She doesn't understand why people wouldn't want to eat meat, meat is great, but she's been told that it's a legitimate choice people can make so it's their funeral.]
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Any takers on it yet, at least?
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Not yet. Probably because these people are smart.
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Ew, even I think that sounds gross. You poor thing. You wanna go get some real jerky? I'm sure they'll have it somewhere around here.
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[Yes, let's go in search of real meat. That sounds like a better way of spending her time.]
Or even just a steak sounds good right now.
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Are you free right now, or should we just meet there later?
( Lydia doesn't really have a preference, but when she says "now," technically, that means half an hour or so from now after she's had time to make herself more presentable. )
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[She understands what now means, and she'd get there anyway.]
Do you want to meet here or at the steakhouse?
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[And she will be dressed and ready to go, and waiting outside the restaurant when Lydia gets there, strolling through other network posts and what not.]
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Grudgingly, but still. ]
Gross. We could go for a hunt, if you want. They don't ever get anything right, do they?
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It wasn't all bad. They gave me this too.
[And she'll pull up a plush coyote and hold it for Derek to see.]
It's pretty cute.
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Oh see, okay, at least that softens the blow a little. Yeah, he's cute.
You know, I feel like they actually have jerky subscription boxes back home. I wonder if they do that sort of thing here. It's like you get a box of whatever, samples or something of different jerky every month or whatever for like twenty bucks or something. If you find something like that around here, let me know. I'll get you one. ...maybe I'll get me one, too...
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[She doesn't know if they have much of an online order business here, but it might be worth investigating. Or maybe there's a local place that also has jerky.]
So what have you gotten from the city?
[Since he was very specific about his dislike of their gifts.]
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[ He might look, too, just to see if he can find anything she might miss. ]
Oh, I asked for my money from home. Instead, I got those giant, stupid checks like when you win the lottery. They're really obnoxious.
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Did they at least give you an ATM card?
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[ He grins a little. ]
I'm glad at least one of us finds it amusing.
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I'm sure if it wasn't happening to you, you'd find it kind of funny too.
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[She shrugs as though to say "I don't make the rules."]
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Keyword being MEAT.
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[Meat can be faked. Or at least that's what the theory is by all this stuff.]
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[She usually does when it comes to Stiles' view of the world.]
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Giant checks that he has to use to pay for stuff.
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Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny too.
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[But maybe someone else was looking out for their need to make fun of Derek.]