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anonymous post

anyone know where to find flame retardant sheets? asking for a friend.

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[advena]

well, if you can't find a volunteer, i'll help you find somebody :)

but i'm very sorry to tell you that atticus can't come with you on a pizza outing
he's lactose intolerant

( is she serious. the world may never know. )

[acuerdo]

i'll keep you in mind, but i'm sure at least one person knows how to grill a hot dog without needing to call the fire department after.

i've got two words for you there.
vegan pizza.
not that i want it but maybe someone with four paws and a wet nose would.

[he sees you and calls your bluff, kara. bring him the soft fluffy. bring it to him. ghost rider is so scary, clearly.]

[advena]

vegan pizza sounds like the worst way to eat bread
i can't let you ruin his appetite with something so gross

( the scariest. she's charmed. )

[acuerdo]

fine. i'll give him the tastiest of dog treats instead.

[advena]

those do sound like a good option
but are you sure they're more in demand than fries?

[acuerdo]

probably not, but you've only got yourself to blame there.

[advena]

hey!!! that's not fair, okay
if i remember correctly, somebody was all too encouraging to give him more

[acuerdo]

who me?
😇