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[acuerdo]

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anyone know where to find flame retardant sheets? asking for a friend.

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[acuerdo]

[YOU'RE SO 2000 AND LATE, GABY TELLER. GET WITH THE PROGRAM.]

My cotton sheets are definitely not flame retardant.

[myownwoman]

[ wow rude dead 2 me ]

Do they not make them like that anymore?

[acuerdo]

Far as I know the stuff they use to make stuff flame retardant is dangerous so... no?

[myownwoman]

Oh

[ whomp whomp sad sixties music plays ]

Well, in that case I will be of no help.

[acuerdo]

i wouldn't say so. for all i know there might be a safe alternative?

have you had any issue finding anything from the sixties around here?

[myownwoman]

[ squint

LOOK HE'S STILL ANONYMOUS ]

Clothing wise, no issue. Everything else I'm used to, no luck. I am used to it.

[acuerdo]

[sue him. he's got a giant flaming skull and is worried about burning anyone who might want to get close.]

shame. not everything from that time frame seemed all that bad.

[myownwoman]

Just the cars and I. Perhaps it was different outside of Berlin but it didn't seem like it.

[acuerdo]

i can't even imagine.
of course, things aren't sunshine and roses where i'm from either.

violation of civil rights seems to be a thing we keep repeating.

[and to keep things from getting too heavy, maybe a little humor would be appreciated at this point.]

i see you trying to paint yourself as the best thing to come out of the sixties.

[myownwoman]

I am.

[acuerdo]

i'm not exactly an expert on the times, but you're not too shabby.

[myownwoman]

I could give you a history lesson.

And maybe you can tell me why you need flame retardant sheets.

[acuerdo]

well, if you're offering, i won't say no.

probably would be easier to explain in person.

[myownwoman]

It's a date then?

[ a date without a time or place but who cares ]

[acuerdo]

yeah, it's a date.

[good luck figuring out who the mystery dude who's worried about his sheets is, gaby.]

[myownwoman]

[ LOOK.

good point. ]