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[killertrack]

Bored? Stressed? Are you thinking of better places to be? Of potential shenanigans? Imagine it's happening. Imagine all you have to do is find out where, and when, you can let your hair down. Maybe there are clues, here and there, about what to expect. Think about it. If you're struggling, I promise I'll help you out. Go on, go on. Clock is ticking.

Comments

[killertrack]

is it a question, or an offer for help? Because for now, 'having it covered' means spending too much money at the supermarket on handles of cheap vodka.

[kelvins]

I'm not usually in the business of giving things away for free, but if you wanna give me some free advertising, I'll supply.

[killertrack]

I'd never ask for anything to be given to me for free. I'm well aware nothing in life is free - happy to supply free advertising, and pay as much as you need me to.

[kelvins]

Tell you what. You give me 2/3 of what you were gonna pay the grocery store for crappy vodka, and I'll bring a trash can full of frat douche punch and a keg.

A couple shout outs to criminales, and we'll be squared away.

[don't think he's doing you that many favors baby, 2/3 retail is still nets him some profit.]

[killertrack]

sounds good to me
you're the owner of criminales then? you're not a lounge type of place, are you

[kelvins]

no. we're a dive bar. i don't even think we have lounge type music on the jukebox.

[killertrack]

well, i know where to go if i want to play darts, then
i need to look at that jukebox

[kelvins]

darts we can definitely do.
looking for some recommendations?

[killertrack]

I'm always looking for music recommendations
You got some in mind?

[kelvins]

i love the 70s, so that's usually what's playing.
captain & tennille
earth, wind, & fire
stevie wonder

nothing new really.

[killertrack]

classics
I approve of your choices
Not that you'd care, I imagine

I'll make sure your taste is represented at the beach party

[kelvins]

you got that right.
no time to care about others' opinions.

thanks. i can help with bonfires too if you need 'em.

[killertrack]

we'll definitely have at least one, probably a couple, so if you want to help, it's always welcome.

[kelvins]

i've always had thing for lighting stuff up.

i'll try not to burn your shindig down.

[killertrack]

I think you'd have trouble burning down a beach, anyway

[kelvins]

you'd be surprised...

[killertrack]

I'd rather not see you prove me wrong. It'd be bad for your business anyway.

[kelvins]

can't have my bar be dead. the city expect me to do more than plant flowers to repay that loan for my business.

[killertrack]

You plant flowers?

[kelvins]

it was mandatory community service to repay for a broken door.
at least the weather was nice. flowers? not so much.

[killertrack]

what did you do to get community service??

[kelvins]

bar brawl. i was just defending my business, but more than a few things got trashed in the process.
community service for all.

[killertrack]

so you are an upstanding citizen, really

[kelvins]

that's debatable.
if you want, i come with references.

[because reiterating his cred as a criminal is somehow important.]

[killertrack]

I think I'd rather not know. Plausible deniability, and all that.