001 ℳ video ; @malia } { when you give vegan jerky to a carnivore ...

[wildkingdom]

[Malia got super excited when she thought she got some deer jerky as a random thank you gift from the city. Then she actually smelt it and she was very disappointed to find out that it wasn't real meat. :(

It's not that she has anything vegans, they can do whatever they want with their bodies and their appetites and if they want to eat bird food then that's fine. But Malia likes meat. In fact, Malia loves meat. So she is zero interest in eating this jerky, thank you very much.

But she's not going to let it go to waste, either, and hey! Maybe she can get some bonus "nice person" points by giving it away, hence this video of Malia lying on her stomach crushing a cute plush coyote underneath her as she talks.]

Anybody like vegan jerky?

[She'll hold up one of the bags and dangle it in front of the camera.]

I got some as a gift from the city, but fake meat is weird. Free to anyone who wants it.

[Please take it off her hands, thank you.]

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[wildkingdom]

[She snorts, because that sounds hilarious, since it's not happening to her.]

Did they at least give you an ATM card?

[duelo]

No, that would've been nice, right? No, and they're not even like blank checks that I can take to the bank, they're like giant gift cards or something, to all the places around here. They're useful, but they're a real pain in my ass.

[ He grins a little. ]

I'm glad at least one of us finds it amusing.

[wildkingdom]

[Things are always annoying to the person they're happening to and funny when they're not. That is the way the world works according to Malia.]

I'm sure if it wasn't happening to you, you'd find it kind of funny too.