001 ℳ video ; @malia } { when you give vegan jerky to a carnivore ...

[wildkingdom]

[Malia got super excited when she thought she got some deer jerky as a random thank you gift from the city. Then she actually smelt it and she was very disappointed to find out that it wasn't real meat. :(

It's not that she has anything vegans, they can do whatever they want with their bodies and their appetites and if they want to eat bird food then that's fine. But Malia likes meat. In fact, Malia loves meat. So she is zero interest in eating this jerky, thank you very much.

But she's not going to let it go to waste, either, and hey! Maybe she can get some bonus "nice person" points by giving it away, hence this video of Malia lying on her stomach crushing a cute plush coyote underneath her as she talks.]

Anybody like vegan jerky?

[She'll hold up one of the bags and dangle it in front of the camera.]

I got some as a gift from the city, but fake meat is weird. Free to anyone who wants it.

[Please take it off her hands, thank you.]

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[sanguinescry]

...actually, yeah, that sounds better to me. We can just go out to dinner at the steakhouse.

Are you free right now, or should we just meet there later?

( Lydia doesn't really have a preference, but when she says "now," technically, that means half an hour or so from now after she's had time to make herself more presentable. )

[wildkingdom]

Now's good!

[She understands what now means, and she'd get there anyway.]

Do you want to meet here or at the steakhouse?

[sanguinescry]

We can meet over there, I'll swing by in a few.

[wildkingdom]

Sounds good. I'll see you there.

[And she will be dressed and ready to go, and waiting outside the restaurant when Lydia gets there, strolling through other network posts and what not.]