text: un: reyes

[acuerdo]

man this is embarrassing to admit, but i've never actually been with anyone long enough to worry about things like valentine's day.

i know that it's not a thing here. i don't think so anyway.
but um...

here's a question mostly for the ladies, but guys it's okay for you to answer too...
what's something you'd like your guy to do for you on a special occasion?

besides remembering that is. i think i've got that bit covered.

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[gasping]

do you want to take this outside?
because i can and will take you

[acuerdo]

i don't make a habit of hitting ladies
even if they're as irritating as you.

[gasping]

you're literally not even worth the calories i burn talking to you

for the record: dancing
that would have been the recommendation, but you're an asshole, so now i hope you break your foot so you have to stay home

[acuerdo]

unless you're using the text to speech function...
you're not even talking, chica.

keep it up and i'll reconsider the whole not hurting you bit.
i can break my foot kicking your ass.

[gasping]

( a series of replies, because she's Annoyed )

#1: not your "chica", gross
#2: you couldn't hurt me if you tried
#3: i can break your neck if you ask nicely

[acuerdo]

a. i have better taste
b. you wanna test that theory? i like my odds.
c. name a time and a place.

[gasping]

sucker punch, tomorrow, 3pm

( if there was ever a reason to use the rage face emoji, now would be it... )