text: un: reyes

[acuerdo]

man this is embarrassing to admit, but i've never actually been with anyone long enough to worry about things like valentine's day.

i know that it's not a thing here. i don't think so anyway.
but um...

here's a question mostly for the ladies, but guys it's okay for you to answer too...
what's something you'd like your guy to do for you on a special occasion?

besides remembering that is. i think i've got that bit covered.

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[acuerdo]

do i look like an anonymous troll on the internet?
yes i'm asking.

are you going to answer?

[gasping]

well, it's kind of a weird question to ask random people who don't know you or her, isn't it?

also you DO realize that she can totally see this, whoever she is
i'm assuming it's a she, anyway

[acuerdo]

i'm just trying to gather ideas.
no guarantee that i'm going to do anything anyone suggests.

like that whole 'would you jump off a cliff if someone told you to?'

are you always this disagreeable?

[gasping]

i'm not disagreeable!

( no, just Offended. )

i'm just saying
if i was dating a guy long enough to expect him to take me out for valentine's day, i would hope he'd know me well enough to know i'd like something other than dinner and a movie

but if he didn't, i'd hope he'd ask my friends

[acuerdo]

and black's not my favorite color.

[awful defensive, miss forbes...]

did i say i wasn't going to ask her friends?
because i'd really love for you to show me where i did.
with an attitude like that, i'd feel sorry for any guy who'd be taking you out for valentine's day.

[gasping]

( WHAT IS YOUR DAMAGE, ROBERTO??? )

you didn't say you WOULD!
that's usually a first stop

do you always insult people who are just trying to prevent you from making an idiot of yourself???

[acuerdo]

anyone with half a brain would know to ask them first
i was trying to cast a bigger net.

i could ask you the same question, pot.

[gasping]

well, i don't think anybody's going to be confusing you for someone with half a brain any time soon

( HMPH. )

talk about a great burn, super original

[acuerdo]

and i don't think anyone's going to think you're worth asking out on a date.

asshole.

[gasping]

do you want to take this outside?
because i can and will take you

[acuerdo]

i don't make a habit of hitting ladies
even if they're as irritating as you.

[gasping]

you're literally not even worth the calories i burn talking to you

for the record: dancing
that would have been the recommendation, but you're an asshole, so now i hope you break your foot so you have to stay home

[acuerdo]

unless you're using the text to speech function...
you're not even talking, chica.

keep it up and i'll reconsider the whole not hurting you bit.
i can break my foot kicking your ass.

[gasping]

( a series of replies, because she's Annoyed )

#1: not your "chica", gross
#2: you couldn't hurt me if you tried
#3: i can break your neck if you ask nicely

[acuerdo]

a. i have better taste
b. you wanna test that theory? i like my odds.
c. name a time and a place.

[gasping]

sucker punch, tomorrow, 3pm

( if there was ever a reason to use the rage face emoji, now would be it... )