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[withasouvenir]

so i dunno if cadelle has a holiday season but fall makes me antsy for winter and im already listening to christmas music so fuck the police. which brings me to...

i want to do a WHITE ELEPHANT! but the secret santa version, minus the christmas exclusivity.

[ she just likes the name white elephant more if we're being perfect honest here. ]

for the uninitiated: you sign up and receive a random name picked by moi and buy that name a gift and then deposit said gift on their doorstep in a non-stalkery way. someone gets your name and you get a gift too and its all random and delightful and you can make new friends if you try hard and believe in yourself.

so who is in?


( ooc: psst, you can sign up here, now! )

Comments

[speedforcer]

(criminales. go there. say kara sent you.)

[withasouvenir]

(is "kara sent me" the password)

[speedforcer]

(no. that's the thing you say if you don't want me to get burnt to a crisp)

[withasouvenir]

(is kara fireproof??)

[advena]

yes, but barry's not supposed to offer the bar up without clearing with mick first
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, BARRY!!!

[withasouvenir]

(kara we are whispering)

[advena]

HOW DO YOU WHISPER VIA TEXT????

( kara pls )

[withasouvenir]

(KARA PLS)

[advena]

(WHY DO PARENTHESES MEAN WHISPERING???)

[speedforcer]

(my hero)

[speedforcer]

(well yeah. but she's also the real boss of the bar so he wouldn't say no to her)

[withasouvenir]

(thats dumb and im signing you up for secret santa dwi)

[speedforcer]

(hey i am all for it. i'll even offer to help out with sneaky deliveries if you want)

[withasouvenir]

ily allen

[ not a secret ]

[speedforcer]

ilu2 just remember you have to protect me from oliver always

text. un: kara

[advena]

say what now?

[speedforcer]

oh heeeeeeeeeey kara
my bestest best friend from another world
my interdimensional sister
hey

[advena]

you are a disaster
you better ask mick before you volunteer the bar again
you know we charge for private parties, right?

[speedforcer]

kara
are you saying that you won't help thea out?
you won't give you future sister in law a hand in her time of need?
because that's cold
i'm disappointed in you

[advena]

( future... sister-in-law... does barry know something she doesn't???? )

don't turn this back around on me, bartholemew henry allen
you're still in trouble

[withasouvenir]

I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS BAROLD

[advena]

BARTHOLEMEW HENRY ALLEN

[withasouvenir]

i love it?

[ immediately changes his name in her phone ]

[speedforcer]

kara zor-el danvers-queen i am trying to help out a friend in need
why aren't you helping her too??
i thought you were meant to be a hero

[advena]

it's just danvers, first of all
second of all, stop deflecting

( THIRD OF ALL ... well, maybe she would hyphenate, danvers-queen doesn't sound awful. but THAT'S NOT THE POINT. )