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[withasouvenir]

so i dunno if cadelle has a holiday season but fall makes me antsy for winter and im already listening to christmas music so fuck the police. which brings me to...

i want to do a WHITE ELEPHANT! but the secret santa version, minus the christmas exclusivity.

[ she just likes the name white elephant more if we're being perfect honest here. ]

for the uninitiated: you sign up and receive a random name picked by moi and buy that name a gift and then deposit said gift on their doorstep in a non-stalkery way. someone gets your name and you get a gift too and its all random and delightful and you can make new friends if you try hard and believe in yourself.

so who is in?


( ooc: psst, you can sign up here, now! )

Comments

[advena]

you are a disaster
you better ask mick before you volunteer the bar again
you know we charge for private parties, right?

[speedforcer]

kara
are you saying that you won't help thea out?
you won't give you future sister in law a hand in her time of need?
because that's cold
i'm disappointed in you

[advena]

( future... sister-in-law... does barry know something she doesn't???? )

don't turn this back around on me, bartholemew henry allen
you're still in trouble

[withasouvenir]

I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS BAROLD

[advena]

BARTHOLEMEW HENRY ALLEN

[withasouvenir]

i love it?

[ immediately changes his name in her phone ]

[speedforcer]

hold up
did you seriously think it was barold?
because i'm shook

[speedforcer]

kara zor-el danvers-queen i am trying to help out a friend in need
why aren't you helping her too??
i thought you were meant to be a hero

[advena]

it's just danvers, first of all
second of all, stop deflecting

( THIRD OF ALL ... well, maybe she would hyphenate, danvers-queen doesn't sound awful. but THAT'S NOT THE POINT. )

[speedforcer]

i'm not deflecting mrs danvers-queen
why won't you help her?

[advena]

...
you do know oliver and i aren't actually married, right?

[speedforcer]

you practically are

[advena]

( she could make a comment about how he and somebody are too... but kara's nice )

almost doesn't count
i'm not changing my name just because we live together

[speedforcer]

ohhh
okay i see how it is
oliver danvers has a nice ring to it too

[advena]

you know that's never going to happen

( at least kara can rest assured that oliver never bothers to read the network and therefore will never get around to reading this conversation. probably. )

[speedforcer]

it might
its the 21st century after all
be the change you wish to see

[advena]

barry...

[speedforcer]

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