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[withasouvenir]

so i dunno if cadelle has a holiday season but fall makes me antsy for winter and im already listening to christmas music so fuck the police. which brings me to...

i want to do a WHITE ELEPHANT! but the secret santa version, minus the christmas exclusivity.

[ she just likes the name white elephant more if we're being perfect honest here. ]

for the uninitiated: you sign up and receive a random name picked by moi and buy that name a gift and then deposit said gift on their doorstep in a non-stalkery way. someone gets your name and you get a gift too and its all random and delightful and you can make new friends if you try hard and believe in yourself.

so who is in?


( ooc: psst, you can sign up here, now! )

Comments

[speedforcer]

(no. that's the thing you say if you don't want me to get burnt to a crisp)

[withasouvenir]

(is kara fireproof??)

[advena]

yes, but barry's not supposed to offer the bar up without clearing with mick first
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS, BARRY!!!

[withasouvenir]

(kara we are whispering)

[advena]

HOW DO YOU WHISPER VIA TEXT????

( kara pls )

[withasouvenir]

(KARA PLS)

[advena]

(WHY DO PARENTHESES MEAN WHISPERING???)

[withasouvenir]

(because barry was obviously telling me a secret)

[advena]

(you both know this is a public post that everyone can read, right?)

( aka how is this a secret??????? )

[withasouvenir]

(and yet he still tried to pretend

cute but dumb thats why we love him)

[speedforcer]

(my hero)

[speedforcer]

(well yeah. but she's also the real boss of the bar so he wouldn't say no to her)

[withasouvenir]

(thats dumb and im signing you up for secret santa dwi)

[speedforcer]

(hey i am all for it. i'll even offer to help out with sneaky deliveries if you want)

[withasouvenir]

ily allen

[ not a secret ]

[speedforcer]

ilu2 just remember you have to protect me from oliver always

[withasouvenir]

speedy flash forever

[speedforcer]

going to shout it from the rooftops