001 video; un: odinson

[mothersdrapes]

[ The prince of Asgard is looking troubled. There is a deep furrow of his brow as he frowns, and does not speak for a long moment. He lifts his hand in a helpless wave, the frown only increasing before he looks at the camera. ]

Why must the cat have a cheeseburger?

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[makeyourpeace]

[ Her brow furrows. ]

Asgard?

[ Why does that sound familiar? ]

[mothersdrapes]

[ There's a wide smile on his face. ]

My home. One of the nine realms, and where my father is king. I am Thor Odinson, prince of Asgard.

[ Or at least his father would be king. There is a slight issue with that and it's why he's here. ]

[makeyourpeace]

[ ...oh. That's why. Sure, she's talking to a god. Why not. ]

Asgard's just a myth where I'm from. But that isn't saying much comparatively. There's a lot of shit that isn't supposed to exist that I have experience with.

[mothersdrapes]

[ It's not the first time Thor has heard this, and it will not be the last. He takes it in stride. ]

All myths are based on truth. It is the same where I am from, though obviously I know I am not a myth, and I have seen most strange things before. Except for cats requiring cheeseburgers.

[makeyourpeace]

Well, if you like cats requiring cheeseburgers, you're gonna love huskies telling terrible jokes.

[mothersdrapes]

What are huskies?

[makeyourpeace]

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It's a type of dog. Good at running and sledpulling and destroying household items.

[mothersdrapes]

[ It's ridiculous how quick Thor is to admire the dog. And perhaps plan to visit the animal shelter later. He does need to learn more about dogs and cats. ]

I like them! Very beautiful animal.

[makeyourpeace]

Yeah, they're all right. Most animals are cute until they eat your shoes or something.

[mothersdrapes]

Surely it is better they eat wardrobe items and not you. I have encountered far too many flesh hungry beasts.

[makeyourpeace]

You and me both.

[ Cannibals. Cannibals. ]

So what lead you to discovering the ol' I Can Haz Cheezburger?

[mothersdrapes]

You fight?

[ Thor's interest is now piqued for reasons other than cute animals. ]

Apparently I now have plenty of time on my hands to discover what it is that amuses the people of Midguard.

[makeyourpeace]

Well, I don't mean to brag...

[ She does, though. She really does. ]

There's plenty out there that amuses people.

[mothersdrapes]

It is always a pleasure to meet a fellow warrior.

[ He's hardly that modest when it comes to his own skills, so he won't judge. ]

What amuses you?

[makeyourpeace]

[ Her head tilts to the side as she considers the question. ]

Doughnuts, whiskey, dancing. Spicy food. Mel Brooks movies. The comedy stylings of George Carlin. I am a simple girl.

[mothersdrapes]

You fight and drink whiskey. I approve. I cannot say I’ve eaten much spicy food but heat does not deter me. I am unfamiliar with Mel Brooks, or George Carlin.

[makeyourpeace]

Well, then. We should begin your education.

[mothersdrapes]

And how should I address my teacher?