001 video; un: odinson

[mothersdrapes]

[ The prince of Asgard is looking troubled. There is a deep furrow of his brow as he frowns, and does not speak for a long moment. He lifts his hand in a helpless wave, the frown only increasing before he looks at the camera. ]

Why must the cat have a cheeseburger?

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[glaza]

[ This is the closest Natasha has ever gotten to "sporfling" a drink. Good job, Thor. ]

It doesn't have to have it. It's just a meme.

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[mothersdrapes]

[ He will wear that particular achievment with pride. He better get a badge or sash. ]

What is a meme? There are so many pictures. Just give the cat a cheeseburger.

It is good to hear from you, friend. The Captain mentioned you were here.

[glaza]

[ As he should. It's no easy feat. ]

A meme is usually an image or video or some kind of joke people find funny so they spread it around. Usually on the internet. But in actuality, it wouldn't be healthy for a cat to eat a cheeseburger.

Did he? He didn't mention you. I'll have to get onto him about that. So rude not telling me good friends have arrived.

[mothersdrapes]

Ah! This makes much more sense. Actually, it explains quite a few things on your internet. Then I shall continue to eat the cheeseburgers so that the cat cannot have them.

If I took such things personally, I would feel as if that meant he didn't think us good friends. I was hoping to have stolen a dance at the ball but it was not meant to be.

[glaza]

Are you sure you weren't going to do that anyway?

You can still have a dance if you want. All you need to do is ask.

[mothersdrapes]

There is no point lying to you, Widow. You would still find out the truth. Though I still prefer breakfast food.

It would perhaps be more comfortable not wearing a suit as I had to. Think you can indulge me?

[glaza]

Rest assured, they have no shortage of pop tarts here.

I think I can. Provided you don't step on my feet.

[mothersdrapes]

I have become quite good at making pancakes.

I would promise not to but I suppose that depends upon the dancing. I am quite good, but not at the sort I've seen where I work. That... eludes me.

[glaza]

Now I have to try some myself. If you'd be willing to oblige.

It usually does depend on the dance and the amount of experience so we can try various ones. Where do you work?

[makeyourpeace]

[ Wynonna just raises an eyebrow. ]

I think you're taking a joke seriously. Pro tip: don't.

[mothersdrapes]

I would be more than willing to oblige. Seems only fair.

Why am I not surprised to find out you are no doubt skilled in all? The Deviant. I am a bouncer!

[mothersdrapes]

[ He gave a nod, the frown now gone since he has found out the context. ]

I have only just discovered what a meme is. We do not have this humour on Asgard.

[makeyourpeace]

[ Her brow furrows. ]

Asgard?

[ Why does that sound familiar? ]

[mothersdrapes]

[ There's a wide smile on his face. ]

My home. One of the nine realms, and where my father is king. I am Thor Odinson, prince of Asgard.

[ Or at least his father would be king. There is a slight issue with that and it's why he's here. ]

[makeyourpeace]

[ ...oh. That's why. Sure, she's talking to a god. Why not. ]

Asgard's just a myth where I'm from. But that isn't saying much comparatively. There's a lot of shit that isn't supposed to exist that I have experience with.

[mothersdrapes]

[ It's not the first time Thor has heard this, and it will not be the last. He takes it in stride. ]

All myths are based on truth. It is the same where I am from, though obviously I know I am not a myth, and I have seen most strange things before. Except for cats requiring cheeseburgers.

[glaza]

Good. We have a deal. You get a dance, I get pancakes.

I was a kind of dancer at one point in my life. Hopefully, I'll get to teach it here.

[ That's the plan, anyway. ]

I'm assuming they told you what a bouncer was, yes?

[mothersdrapes]

I think it an excellent deal. I am lucky to have such good friends.

You have always had the grace of one. That is an excellent plan. Steve told me you were well, is this true? You are happy here?

[ Perhaps it best she didn't hear the sigh that escaped. ]

Yes, I am aware of my duties. I get paid to be intimidating. It is perhaps not the same as being a warrior, but it is a start. Life here is an adjustment.

[makeyourpeace]

Well, if you like cats requiring cheeseburgers, you're gonna love huskies telling terrible jokes.

[mothersdrapes]

What are huskies?

[glaza]

As am I.

[ Though the last time she saw them all in her world, things were... less than amicable. She doesn't really like to think about that. ]

It is an adjustment to live in a place like this. I can't deny that. But I have managed to find some happiness. Sometimes I'll still feel a little restless but a good sparring partner goes a long way.

I hope you'll be able to be happy here, too.

[makeyourpeace]

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It's a type of dog. Good at running and sledpulling and destroying household items.

[mothersdrapes]

[ It's ridiculous how quick Thor is to admire the dog. And perhaps plan to visit the animal shelter later. He does need to learn more about dogs and cats. ]

I like them! Very beautiful animal.

[mothersdrapes]

[ If it is the same moment Rogers is from, Thor was still somewhat sorry he had not been a part of it. He wasn't sure he could have stopped it, but he might have tried. The thought that his friends had been at each other's throats troubled him. ]

I cannot help but think somewhere Loki would be laughing at me. I know he is not thought of well, but he has nearly always stated that I could never live in a time of peace. We shall see if I can prove him wrong.

Sparring is always a worthy activity. Though I am not game to use Mjolnir in any capacity against an opponent here. It seems as if I will have to learn some new tricks.

[glaza]

[ Natasha would've preferred him there if only to help stop it. Or keep things from getting as bad as they had. ]

I want you to prove him wrong purely to spite him. But that's me.

[ And there is no love lost between them considering what he did to Clint and New York. ]

I can give you a few lessons there, too. If you like.