1. TEXT ➳ UN: ALIGHT

[risers]

[ it comes in the middle of the night: ]

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

[ though he could easily write a post to engage with the network at large, doing that is too simple. alec isn't too interested in placing more of his personal information online for anyone to find — privacy is key, and being in the shadows is literally what he does best. ]

[ in other words: alec's bored but doesn't want to be clary levels of social. ]

Comments

[risers]

River bank. Max told me this one.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

[wildkingdom]

An In-Vest-igator?

[She doesn't actually know if that's right, she's just guessing.]

[risers]

Damn. You've heard that one before?

What do you get from a pampered cow?

[wildkingdom]

I guessed. But I definitely don't know that one.

[risers]

Spoiled milk.

I can see why you prefer jokes over riddles. They're more funnier.

[wildkingdom]

[You can't see the face she makes at that.]

Right? Plus riddles can be too hard.

How do you know there's an elephant under your bed?

[risers]

You can see the trunk?

[ in a world where elephants can fit under beds, perhaps. ]

[wildkingdom]

Your head hits the ceiling.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

[risers]

Hmm. No clue. What is it?

[wildkingdom]

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

[risers]

[ that is a very savage joke, malia. ]

Not ground beef?

[wildkingdom]

[Hey, she is not above calling cows what they are.]

Lean beef.

[risers]

You should consider doing stand-up. Bet your delivery is better than in person than it is through text.

[wildkingdom]

Maybe. I've never really tried it before.