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[quinientos]

[It's very sad how proud he is that he's figured out his little phone, but that's just one part of modern society that he's got down pat. The other is one that's long overdue, because his shirt is still blood-stained, starting to tear at the seams, and no matter how he tries to save it, it's no use.]

Hello anyone who's listening. I have a little problem that could use solving and I have just enough money to make it worth someone's while. Maybe you can see, but I don't exactly have very nice clothes for these days, hoping that someone could take pity and show me what it is people wear.

[Normal people, not the kind who he's seen around.]

There's some cash in it for you. Maybe a good drink? Whatever you find best, but it only happens after you help me.

Comments

[fightlikehell]

Ah... yeah. More or less. Yeah.

[quinientos]

Good. Then I will look forward to drinks and you can silently not judge my outfit, because of the blindness.

[fightlikehell]

I'm going to judge your outfit based on how people react to you. It's going to be fun.

[quinientos]

Fun is the special word that makes me agree.

It's on.

[fightlikehell]

Fantastic.

One thing, before I forget... you and Buffy?

[quinientos]

What about her? And me?

[fightlikehell]

Are you an item?

[quinientos]

I don't understand. What sort of item would we be?

[fightlikehell]

Are you seeing each other? Dating? Wooing? I'm not sure how else to say it in English? Is she your girlfriend?

[quinientos]

I think so? I don't know how people talk about these things here, but I like her very much and we've been on some dates. Maybe this makes us an item, then, an item of daters.

[fightlikehell]

Couple, just couple or just item.

Good on you. Please be good to her.

[quinientos]

I would never mistreat a woman that I liked and respected.

Promise.

[fightlikehell]

I don't want to make any negative assumptions on your character. All the same, thank you.