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[faiththatfuelsu]

[Have one slightly exasperated Slayer on screen. A certain Bartender *coughBuffycough* may have goofed when ordering.

By a lot.

It's your lucky day, potential club goers.]

So here's the deal, folks. I have too much beer and not enough cooler to store it all. Instead of letting good beer go to waste, The Deviant is going to host its first half price beer night. Come one, come all. Good all weekend or until we run out.

[And she hopes they run out quickly because there's seriously no room in the back. None. It's making her a little cranky.]

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[gr8muppetyodin]

[ And the weirdness is why Buffy was giving them both this chance to consider any words. At least here it wasn't as if it was just automatically result in a fight that spanned the distance of the entire city. ]

You're welcome. And hey, I also mastered an espresso martini. So there's that. But I will be very ready to serve lots and lots of beer.

To be fair, who isn't hot in this place? But no, no sex limbo. I think. I didn't really ask straight out. It seems like a weird opening line and less likely to get me laid.

[faiththatfuelsu]

[And citywide fights were a thing best avoided. For real.]

That actually sounds kind of disgusting. But if people are paying for it then it works for me. Figure if we hustle, our storage problem should be a thing of Lessons Learned sooner rather than later.

You've got a point there. It's like an island of eye candy. Probably for the best that you didn't lead with that one. After careful consideration I don't think that would be the way to open the conversation.

[gr8muppetyodin]

Trust me, I didn't get what they were asking for and had to look it up. Turns out it's super popular with the really modern ladies. It's a money-maker for you. Hey, I'm all for that. Trust me.

It's actual torture. Like, vampires and demons and whatever - totally got a handle on. Island full of hotties and I am out of my depth. Plus it's just mean how many look good in leather. Or have the cowboy thing going on. And the goddamn smiles! Like, seriously. "Hi, I'm Buffy, and you're really hot but can I just check you can actually have sex and you don't have some kinda curse that stops you?"

[faiththatfuelsu]

To each his own I guess. As for me, I'll stick with the classics. Whiskey, beer, and Sex on the Beach.

L O FUCKING L. I think we might be good here. Well, you might be good here at any rate. It's like free candy here and I've got a sweet tooth.

[gr8muppetyodin]

Well, I guess I know which cocktail I really have to learn. As you were literal in which case I am not your gal. Plus I don’t think you really need a wing woman.

Ha, thanks for the support. Seriously though, how do you cope?

[faiththatfuelsu]

Drink, yes. Literal, no. You might have a lot to catch up on as far as the Buffy Faith history you haven't lived yet but that is not a chapter in our book.


Same as I did in the real world. Joy and gusto.

[gr8muppetyodin]

Hey, good to know! I mean, no offence. But... you know.

Sometimes - believe it or not - I do envy you.

[faiththatfuelsu]

Feeling is mutual. None taken.

We all have our skills. You'll learn.