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[foreshock]

Today's Conversational Topic:

DATING: HOW?

because i can't be the only person in this place who struggles with that most basic of concepts. all my exes have either been douchebags, nazis, or reckless hero types who end up dead. which isn't a stellar track record and would scare most sensible people away so you can see where i'm coming from.

and i know, i know, i could help all the old ladies across the street while i'm here, i don't need to go down the handholding route, but i'm pretty sure bingo club has taken out a restraining order. maybe i want to get back on that scary, scary horse. but here i am, pushing a certain decade, and i have no idea where to start. also, kind of still suspicious.

so tips! pointers! anything! no, not anything. if anyone says 'just be yourself' they're going to regret it. i did that. ex still ended up a nazi. blah blah.

so how would you get your groove back, cadelle?

( Also if anyone tries to reverse-engineer this post, they get redirected here. )

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also anon;

[duelo]

I literally could have written this in my sleep. When you get a good answer, do some of us a favor and share with the class.

oh no these two.

[foreshock]

apparently the answer is to just move on.
which sounds great, now if someone could tell my nightmares that.

right?

[duelo]

Yeah, tell me about it.