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cuddletalk2018-04-19 07:22 pm
foreshock) wrote in cuddletalk2018-04-19 07:22 pm
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Today's Conversational Topic:
DATING: HOW?
because i can't be the only person in this place who struggles with that most basic of concepts. all my exes have either been douchebags, nazis, or reckless hero types who end up dead. which isn't a stellar track record and would scare most sensible people away so you can see where i'm coming from.
and i know, i know, i could help all the old ladies across the street while i'm here, i don't need to go down the handholding route, but i'm pretty sure bingo club has taken out a restraining order. maybe i want to get back on that scary, scary horse. but here i am, pushing a certain decade, and i have no idea where to start. also, kind of still suspicious.
so tips! pointers! anything! no, not anything. if anyone says 'just be yourself' they're going to regret it. i did that. ex still ended up a nazi. blah blah.
so how would you get your groove back, cadelle?
( Also if anyone tries to reverse-engineer this post, they get redirected here. )
because i can't be the only person in this place who struggles with that most basic of concepts. all my exes have either been douchebags, nazis, or reckless hero types who end up dead. which isn't a stellar track record and would scare most sensible people away so you can see where i'm coming from.
and i know, i know, i could help all the old ladies across the street while i'm here, i don't need to go down the handholding route, but i'm pretty sure bingo club has taken out a restraining order. maybe i want to get back on that scary, scary horse. but here i am, pushing a certain decade, and i have no idea where to start. also, kind of still suspicious.
so tips! pointers! anything! no, not anything. if anyone says 'just be yourself' they're going to regret it. i did that. ex still ended up a nazi. blah blah.
so how would you get your groove back, cadelle?
( Also if anyone tries to reverse-engineer this post, they get redirected here. )
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until you realise the pretty one is a fascist.
i mean i get it. this place? nice guys are probably nice guys. but there's still the doubt.
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my shampoo bottle says 'rinse and repeat' though