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[divaricate]

[This device happens to be floating a few feet away from Wanda as she walks outside. Thanks, telekinesis. She's doing it this way so that people don't get a super-extra close up of her.]

Hi, everyone. [Have a small, almost shy wave.]

I'm Wanda. Maximoff. And since I'm new here, I thought I'd introduce myself to the network at large.

[She's walking around doing the job hunt thing, so might as well be productive in two ways at once.]

Uh. So, let's do a cliche three random facts ice breaker? I'll go first, then you. [She clears her throat as softly as she can.]

One: I love Sudoku puzzles.

Two: I could eat my weight in Kiflice, which is a kind of pastry, and the chocolate-hazelnut filling is the best kind.

And finally, three: Cats are my favorite pets, but kangaroos are my favorite animal.

[A pause, then—]

Oh yeah, and, a question to finish this broadcast off ... if anyone knows fun places to work that are hiring? Let me know, as I'm looking for places to work.

[She offers a smile then cuts the feed there.]

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[fightlikehell]

Hello, Wanda. I'm Matthew. Matt is fine.

One: I love cheese and craft beer. Sometimes they're amazing together.

Two: Law and Order is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Three: I have an excellent sense of balance.

Fun places? Uh... I have to get back to you on that one.

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[divaricate]

Hi — nice to meet you!

Cheese and beer sounds like an excellent snack. What's Law and Order?

[She ... does not watch a lot of American television dramas. Back home the TV in her room, when it was on, at the Avengers facility was usually either on the news channel or the food network.]

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[fightlikehell]

In most cases it's a wonderful snack. Though it does require a little picking and choosing for better flavor combinations.

Oh wow. Okay. So. It's a drama and every episode is one case. And it starts from the detectives and then carries on into court cases and it can be about murders or kidnapping or all kinds of crimes. Of course it's played up and the timeline is smaller but it's so compelling and realistic.

[divaricate]

oh wow, that sounds maybe kind of a lot but also interesting. do they have it here? maybe I should get some beer and cheese and watch it.

[fightlikehell]

The writing is really good, the characters all have their flaws and strengths that shine through in their work. There's a lot of grey areas about people and just, law. I hope they have it here. I haven't checked just yet.

Is there something you enjoy on the entertainment end of things?

[divaricate]

Does that mean you're the resident psychologist here too? :P

[a bit of fun teasing, hence the emote at the end.]

I watch a lot of those baking and cooking shows — the downside of which is that they always make me hungry and I don't always have the stuff to make whatever they're making on the show at the time. But it's so worth it.