text; anonymous

[directed]

[This post? So anonymous. Literally as anonymous as a time traveler from 2166 can make it.]

For the sake of curiosity, how would a person fulfill their "good works" quota if they are not typically one for high levels of socialization—especially of the overtly sexual kind?

[Someone's looking at you, Sara "No Pants" Lance. Discreetly, however. Anonymous.]

Thank you for your time.

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un: anonymous

[kelvins]

quit getting ur panties in a twist.
get drunk more.
if you can't pull that off, planting flowers doesn't require a whole lot of talking to others. i hate people too. you're not alone.

Re: un: anonymous

[directed]

[Well, right up until the part about planting flowers, Rip would have been able to guess exactly who this is. The suspicion remains strong all the same, however—and to that end, it's quite fortunate that this is a conversation happening over the network, and equally via text.]

And is that how you get on here? Drunkenly planting flowers until you've done enough to make your wishes come true?

That doesn't strike you as being a bit too easy?

[kelvins]

[there's only two people who could be this uptight about sex and one of them is responding publically. so this whole post smells of futuristic british asshole to mick, though there could in theory be any number of other people with hang ups about making nice with others.]

oh hell no. it was just a suggestion.
i may hate people but i don't have any issues getting them naked.

do you need an invitation to take your pants off anon?

[directed]

[Well this whole conversation has taken a terrible, terrible turn.]

Not at all, thanks.

[Asking to never have that offer made again would likely reveal too much, wouldn't it?]

You've yet to address the last question I asked. Doesn't it seem too easy?

[kelvins]

[yeah well, he's not exactly loving it either, but in for a penny, in for a pound.]

your loss.
probably a little too easy, and definitely feels a little like deja voodoo.
but it's not the first kind of place that's promised me something for nothing.
figured i'd do another go around. at least it's on my terms.

if you're not feeling up to task, what's got you sticking around?