video 001

[acuerdo]

un:reyes

[the video flickers to life in the middle of robbie's living room. his smiling, clean shaven face greets one and all with a very important message.]

Citizens of Cadelle. I mustache you a question...

[in the background an audible groan can be heard, followed by the mutterings of his very unimpressed girlfriend. clearly she's not as big a fan of his terrible jokes as he is.]

It's the first of November. I'd like to invite all of you to grow a mustache with me. And maybe raise some funds for men's health. Doesn't matter if it's a fu manchu or a handlebar, come join me.

Let's see who can a: grow the most epic 'stache and b: raise the most funds and awareness.

Ladies? I'm enlisting you to be the judges of this unofficial competition.

So what do you all say? You in?

Comments

text; n. romanoff

[glaza]

Sure why not.

[acuerdo]

got any idea how you're going to judge the winner?

[glaza]

[ Hmmm ]

Quality of the beard, good hygiene, maybe how big. Depends.

[acuerdo]

that definitely sounds reasonable.
should there be separate judging for those who do and those who don't grow a beard?

[glaza]

Those who don't grow one are automatically disqualified.

[ #harsh ]

[acuerdo]

ouch. that's going to disqualify a whole lot of people.
[why so harsh, natasha?]

[glaza]

[ Mostly because she wants to give Robbie a hard time. But not too hard. ]

Hmm. Maybe we can make some exceptions then. I'll have to discuss it with my fellow judges.

[acuerdo]

[being surrounded by women who give him a hard time is clearly his lot in life. maybe he should reconsider what he's wishing for when the time comes to change his world...]

i guess i'll just have to trust you and the other judges to make the fair decision.