video 001

[acuerdo]

un:reyes

[the video flickers to life in the middle of robbie's living room. his smiling, clean shaven face greets one and all with a very important message.]

Citizens of Cadelle. I mustache you a question...

[in the background an audible groan can be heard, followed by the mutterings of his very unimpressed girlfriend. clearly she's not as big a fan of his terrible jokes as he is.]

It's the first of November. I'd like to invite all of you to grow a mustache with me. And maybe raise some funds for men's health. Doesn't matter if it's a fu manchu or a handlebar, come join me.

Let's see who can a: grow the most epic 'stache and b: raise the most funds and awareness.

Ladies? I'm enlisting you to be the judges of this unofficial competition.

So what do you all say? You in?

Comments

[acuerdo]

are you trying to tell me something here?

[recoined]

( have an eye roll, reyes. )

definitely
if your mustache goes into your mouth, i'm not kissing it

[acuerdo]

maybe i'll grow muttonchops. will you hate me if i do that?

[recoined]

magic 8 ball says your future is unclear
mostly because i have no idea what you're referring to and i really don't want to know

[acuerdo]

look it up. i know they don't have google here but the search engine works just fine.

[recoined]

( you know what, she's just going to throw said cuddlephone in his general direction. you look it up, reyes!!! )

[acuerdo]

[cue him ducking to avoid said phone. roberto respectfully declines.]