( ＴＥＸＴ ００１. ) username: wont.

[novacaine]

alright okay hey cadelle
guess this is as good a time as any to make an actual ""fresh start"" in this place or something like that
SO
who wants to learn how to play guitar?
i literally have no real qualifications
i have no idea if i'd be a good teacher
but i'm pretty good and i'm self-taught so fuck it it's worth a shot
idk how this shit works really so all i ask is a little bit of $$$ in exchange for my goods n services etc. or just buy me a drink somewhere after and we'll be even
thx dudes (and dudettes)

p.s. not to like, continue abusing this thing as a cheapass version of a classifieds section but
is there anyone here who's good at dyeing hair?
my blue's looking a little weak and with the fancy schmancy shindig coming up i wanna look
or maybe just decent

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[novacaine]

shit
uh well
i actually haven't thought about that part yet

i'm clearly really good at this whole selling myself thing lmao

how much would you be willing to pay?

( solid strategy, a+, sunglasses emoji here. )

[pureed]

Oh well... I don't know...

Back home I think that lessons were usually like $25 a lesson... but that was Texas

[novacaine]

screw texas
i'll make it $20

i'm will btw
it's taken me like 3 convos to realize that i didn't even say who the hell i was in my post which is kind of counterproductive

do you know where b-sides is? the record shop?
they basically offered me a space in the back to have lessons
free publicity is better than no publicity i guess

[pureed]

That's a good deal then!

Nice to meet you, Will. I'm Eugene and introductions can be delayed and it's still okay,
I think.

I think I know where that is. I've walked past it a few times.

[novacaine]

hell yeah dude

when are you free?
my schedule's pretty
you know
wide open, since i'm just starting this whole thing. so i think that means you get first dibs.

[pureed]

Thursday is a good day for me.