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[scovilles]

( dear cadelle: please explain to her why it's appropriate to advertise your city as a "wish come true" when you're going to require employment just to avoid living like a damn intern. consider her especially Not Pleased about this recent turn of events. )

what the hell is this hokey job fair bullshit?
I'm pretty sure I signed up for a vacation, not post-college retail hell all over again

( LONG SUFFERING SIGHS. can someone please pay her to do nothing? )

Comments

[kelvins]

un:burninate

yeah well, try having to listen to all these damn idiots trying to sell you on how they can make your bar better.

it's like i've got a sign on me that says 'yes. i want you talk me to death.'

[scovilles]

does it sell drinks?
are your bartenders hot?

if so, I don't see the problem

[kelvins]

yes we sell drinks.
what kind of bar doesn't?
debatable. i'm kind of short on bartenders period, hence the hiring.

are you reasonably attractive and down to pour a few beers, hot stuff?

[scovilles]

it's not like i have anything better to do right now
might as well get paid in the meantime, i guess

[kelvins]

i'd recommend it.
unless you like living in something barely bigger than a 10 by 10 cell.