001 — un: spicechampion

[scovilles]

( dear cadelle: please explain to her why it's appropriate to advertise your city as a "wish come true" when you're going to require employment just to avoid living like a damn intern. consider her especially Not Pleased about this recent turn of events. )

what the hell is this hokey job fair bullshit?
I'm pretty sure I signed up for a vacation, not post-college retail hell all over again

( LONG SUFFERING SIGHS. can someone please pay her to do nothing? )

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text | un: trenton

[inshallah]

It could be worse.

[scovilles]

is that supposed to be helpful?

( ... really? what are you, somebody's mom? )

[inshallah]

Were you asking for help?

[scovilles]

no
it was a rhetorical question

like, "why is the sun so bright?"
you're not actually looking for somebody to tell you that the sun is bright because it's a literal ball of burning gas
you just want to bitch that the sun is bright

[inshallah]

I suppose that seems like a waste of time to me.