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[scovilles]

( dear cadelle: please explain to her why it's appropriate to advertise your city as a "wish come true" when you're going to require employment just to avoid living like a damn intern. consider her especially Not Pleased about this recent turn of events. )

what the hell is this hokey job fair bullshit?
I'm pretty sure I signed up for a vacation, not post-college retail hell all over again

( LONG SUFFERING SIGHS. can someone please pay her to do nothing? )

Comments

[scovilles]

I think assuming there's anything rational about a place that claims to run on magical energy collected from snuggling is a bit much
but a little warning probably would have been appreciated

welcome to cuddle city, now get a job

[myownwoman]

They could have eased into it, yes.

[scovilles]

no kidding

I guess in the efforts of playing along, I might as well consider it
what about you? find your dream job at the fair?

[myownwoman]

Alas, no. I'm not sure I have a dream job anymore.

[scovilles]

I know that feeling
I guess I had mine at home, but it seems kind of ridiculous to show up in a place like this and do the same thing

[myownwoman]

Have you ever wanted to try something so wildly out of place? Wouldn't now be the time to do it?

[ maybe gaby will be an astronaut or a jet ski champion ]