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[scovilles]

( dear cadelle: please explain to her why it's appropriate to advertise your city as a "wish come true" when you're going to require employment just to avoid living like a damn intern. consider her especially Not Pleased about this recent turn of events. )

what the hell is this hokey job fair bullshit?
I'm pretty sure I signed up for a vacation, not post-college retail hell all over again

( LONG SUFFERING SIGHS. can someone please pay her to do nothing? )

Comments

[scovilles]

it's implied
I haven't seen a double bed since grade school

it's a little insulting

( how is she supposed to cuddle in a double bed?? )

[dedikated]

Really? That long?

( It's a double bed. It isn't prison. Besides, doesn't the closeness make for better... snuggling? She doesn't know, she tends to avoid the cuddly portions. )

[scovilles]

yes, really
it doesn't exactly give you very much room to maneuver

and I'm pretty sure the walls in these buildings are completely useless in terms of privacy

[dedikated]

Can't argue with that. Makes my place back home seem soundproofed.

( Sorry, Will's neighbours. That first night might have been a bit loud... )

[scovilles]

exactly
hence the need for a larger space, which I can't apparently get without a little extra cash

it's basically blackmail

[dedikated]

Not that bad. Go work in a shop or something. Not hard.

( DO YOU KNOW HOW NICE IT IS TO WORK SOMEWHERE AS BORING AS A SHOP SOB. )

[scovilles]

well it's obviously not "that bad"
anything is "not that bad" if you're comparing it to bullshit like starving kids in africa

doesn't mean it's not annoying

[dedikated]

You want to be bored?

( Kate, just because your logic is not working = boring, doesn't mean everyone else's is. )

[scovilles]

what kind of question is that?
obviously I don't want to be bored
I just don't want to go work a shitty retail job just to live in something other than a dorm room

[dedikated]

How the world works.
Shitty retail's better than a lot of other jobs.
Could be picking up rubbish.