text; un: star-lord

[pjq]

Hey so does anybody have a Zune charger? Mine's in the red.

[ added twenty minutes later: ] I don't care about iPods!!!

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[recoined]

text reply | un: rosado

what is that? like a microusb or something?

[pjq]

It's okay, I didn't know what they were until a few weeks before I got here. This thing is going to blow your mind though, listen:
It's an mp3 player. Which is just another word a song file I guess.
And it can hold up to 300 SONGS.

[recoined]

is that supposed to be a good thing?
like my dad's flip phone can probably hold that much

[pjq]

His phone does flips? What's the point of a phone that flips?

[recoined]

wow
i don't want to be mean
but what year are you from, 1950?

[pjq]

I'm pretty sure it's 2016 on Earth, but I haven't been there since 1988.
Don't see why that even matters. Phones shouldn't do flips.

[recoined]

okay...

( it's not... really okay. it's weird af and she's pretty sure this is how the world ends, with people who go to space and come back talking about zunes. way scarier than rita repulsa, in kim's book. )

flip phones are the thing where it opens and closes on a hinge instead of being one long thing
except they're not cool anymore because now phones are touchscreen
and you obviously can't bend a touchscreen

anyway, my point is that your zune is older than dirt
and you should probably just go ahead and upgrade to an iphone
get with the times

[pjq]

They skipped that whole mess out in the rest of the galaxy. Been using touch screens for just about everything for years now.

What's so impressive about an iPod? My Zune works just fine.