text; un: star-lord

[pjq]

Hey so does anybody have a Zune charger? Mine's in the red.

[ added twenty minutes later: ] I don't care about iPods!!!

Comments

text; username: wont

[novacaine]

lmao are you shitting me
holy fucking nostalgia bomb dude

[pjq]

I shit you not, I'm in the RED.

Why are you feeling nostalgic over a more-than-half-dead mp3 player?

[novacaine]

i hate to break your heart like this dude but like
zunes may as well be fossils in 2017

but i gotta say, my parents got me one in senior year to entice me not to drop out of school and i loved the shit out of that thing
it was like a fucking brick
you could throw it at someone and knock them out

i'm sorry for your loss

[pjq]

Just because something's old, doesn't mean people don't have em.

What year was your senior year?

[novacaine]

2007
it's dead, man.

[pjq]

It's not dead to me!
I haven't been on Earth since 1988.

[novacaine]

how tf did you get your hands on a zune then??
that was some hot new shit back when i got mine
if anything i'd imagine you'd be touting a pocket rocker or something

[pjq]

My dad gave it to his second who gave it to me. Don't know how.

The heck is a pocket rocker?

[novacaine]

ummm well
do you know what cassettes are?
kind of like a portable cassette player
except very tiny
very very tiny
and they only played like one fucking song so you had to carry a shitton of them around with you and you looked like a fuckin idiot

if you don't know what a cassette player is i got nothin for you bud