Video | un: c-dog

[viber]

Okay, here's the thing, I know I'm about to break the most sacred rule of all time and that is a pretty amateur move on my part but here's the thing - I'm gonna talk about fight club.

[He holds his hands up defensively. He knows, he knows. It's UNFORGIVABLE but he kind of has to. They got a location, they had stuff setting up and the lighting was already dope as hell. Seriously. Four different settings. Four. Why does a fight club need mood lighting? Who knows! The point is, it has it.]

Specifically the one I'm making. We're making. People are making but mostly I'm doing a lot of the techy stuff. Trying to get it all set. It's like a place to spar, work out and do some high stakes drills. It's going to be real fun, I have so many ideas.

No spoilers but... [He leans in, mock whispering.] Lasers.

[There may not be lasers. Someone may stop him. Someone may not.]

The gym is kind of universal so, you know, no abilities, powers or magical items will not work within the confines of this building but hey, that's more of a challenge and you can work on stuff you've never needed or want to improve without getting to reliant on powers. Which sometimes we do, let's face it. It's so easy to.

[Whatever. He waves his hand in dismissal, trying to get back to the point of this. Yes, there was a point. Somewhere here. In this ramble.]

Basically, what I'm here to ask about is contributions. You wanna contribute anything to this super rad fight club? I don't know what off the top of my head. Anything. Everything. Equipment, tech, a disco ball, maybe towels? Whatever! Come on down. Talk to me. I can also give you guys whatever info you need about it. [There's a beat as he looks off into the distance. Hmm. Well.] I mean, maybe.

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[risers]

[ dude, how do you not know not to talk about fight club? the angel needs to help this one out. ]

What are you going to do with lasers?

[ please don't be mistaken by the arch of his brow nor the judgement that pours off him. alec is in. ]

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[gr8muppetyodin]

Finally, a reference I get!

[ Sorry, but she's getting so tired of everyone else being able to bring up things she doesn't yet know. Like Edna Mode. ]

Also, props on the ghostbuster packs because they were awesome. Pretty sure that was your handiwork and I am such a fan. Whatever you're working on, totally in because I need this.

But, lasers... could be a quick way to end things way too soon if you're really able to dampen abilities and powers. Just saying.

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[made_of_stars]

[What is this feeling? Is it an excitement that Jyn hasn't felt since her arrival in Cadelle? Is it an excitement she hasn't felt ... ever?]

Fight club?

Sadly, I don't have much to offer, but if I can be of any assistance otherwise, please don't hesitate to ask.

Fight club!

[What ... ? Surely it's not a bad idea to keep in shape and ... ready for anything that might come her way ... ]

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[advena]

💪👊💢🎇

( translation: i like that boom boom pow... )

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[viber]

That's a secret. Also very, very tentatively pending. Depends on the laser.

[He doesn't want to be known as the man who accidentally lasered his heroic bff in half or something. He was already known for too many stupid, embarrassing incidents as is.]

Why? Wanna play with lasers?

[viber]

Oh yeah, those packs were my babies. Glad you liked them! That was literally every childhood fantasy I'd ever had come true.

[Sometimes he just chills out around the house wearing one that he kept. No big deal. Making a sandwich and pretending to be Venkmen. Whatevers. Living the dream.]

You wanna get your fight on? Totally gonna be the place for that. [There's a pause as he considers her words.] And yeah, no, the lasers are definitely like a fantasy more than a reality at this point so you probably have no reason to worry about them right now.

[P r o b a b l y.]

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[viber]

Don't worry about it. You don't have to offer anything to us but yourself.

[Woah, no, that was some super bad wording.]

...As like a member. I mean. Not a -- that sounded kind of culty and weird, lemme just take that back and start again. [And he breathes.]

If you want to come and be a member or give us a hand with anything, you're more than welcome to. It's an open project. We want to have fun and kick some ass.

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[viber]

Simple but

P E R F E C T E D

You get me. You really get me.
Also, you know, feel free to field some of the trickier questions too.
I'm not 100% sure I'm the ideal PR for this place!

[advena]

it's going to be SO AMAZING!!!
i can't wait

but maybe we should ask if the fight club room can have powers? or maybe a power dial? something like that?
because i don't want to die from lasers

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[made_of_stars]

[Jyn laughs then. Like, an actual ouch, my belly hurts kind of laugh. But it's not done with any malice, and she's smiling once the laughter fades, and she doesn't remember the last time she's felt so amused.]

No, that's - I got it.

Yes, I'd really like to come and check it out for myself. Where did you say it's located at again? I'm - I'm new here, so I haven't yet seen everything.

[She needs to keep her skills sharp, and, truth be told, there's something enticing about having fun and training rather than having to fight for survival. And there's the whole thing where she needs friends, but Jyn's not so comfortable saying that out loud just yet.]

[speedforcer]

WELCOME TO THE LIFE OF US MERE MORTALS

[speedforcer]

Dude. You know that Ollie's going to try and take over the place, right? I don't want to get shot again!

[look, it's a serious concern. don't laugh.]

[gr8muppetyodin]

I was just disappointed I couldn't do them real justice by wearing a jumpsuit, but they definitely did their job.

[ At least he knew Ghostbusters. She was still just a little sore that Kimberly had no idea who Venkamn even was. ]

Yes, yes I do. It's been too long. [ Retirement or not, Buffy was starting to feel the itch. She could still do it recreationally, right? No harm in that. Unless there was going to be lasers. ] Okay, good, but you'll give people a head's up if that changes, right? I should really have time to practice my Entrapment routine.

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[smoak]

[ Felicity's face pops onto the screen, but there's no tint of recognition that she knows Cisco or has seen him before. Instead, she looks ... just a tad skeptical, and she nearly whispering: ]

Are you sure this is all ... legal?

[advena]

if we don't have any powers, you can't outrun them either!!!

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[trigeminalheadache]

[ Caitlin squints at the video in confusion. ]

How is not talking about fight club a rule? Let alone a sacred rule.

[speedforcer]

who says i'm going in there in the first place??

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[risers]

[ his eyes narrow in thought ... or judgement. no one really knows which one it is half the time. ]

Are you allowed to play with lasers?

[viber]

Bro, come on, I got this. There will be no hostile takeovers!

That and I know another jerk who shoots arrows and I'm pretty sure I can hide behind him if shit gets real. [Look he's a super hero in his own right now and he can brawl with the best of them but OLIVER IS SCARY and he doesn't want to end up like Barry. The trauma is real.

Someone else can handle it.]

[viber]

Look, the laser room is going to be different.
Where is the trust up in this place???
You say lasers and suddenly everyone thinks you're going to murder them.

I'm thinking a lowkey power gauntlet type thing.
In case we ever wanna go there.

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[viber]

[He sends along the address in the form of a PDF on a cool little flyer that yes, he did design himself - that's why it's so dope.]

I'm kind of new too, I haven't been here all that long but you get a chance to make a fight club, you don't walk away from that chance, you know?

But you should seriously come on down. Trial test some of the stuff? We could use some feedback.

[viber]

Okay so next Halloween? I'll have more warning, I will get on that and we can do it like a full cosplay type thing. Costume, names, we can even plan our quips.

[Because if he could gather his own little team of ghostbusters, he can die happy.]

I'm not gonna randomly spring lasers on you. Unless, you know, we pre-agreed something? Cause you know what they say about the element of surprise and all... and I am so still making this sound like I'm gonna randomly shoot lasers at you, aren't I?

[viber]

Err, well, I mean ... I'm like 90% sure and no one has stopped me so far so like. Yeah.

[He shrugs, pulling a face.] But seriously, since when has legality ever stopped up?

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[viber]

No.
No, no, no
Caitlin
No

How-- How... it's Fight Club? The first rule of ... [He pauses, massaging his head. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIM? THIS BETTER BE A MISUNDERSTANDING.] Have you ever seen Fight Club? Brad Pitt and Edward Norton?

[viber]

Well.

[There's a beat and an awkward look.]

Define allowed?