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[quinientos]

[He's getting good at this, the phone is held steady against a table and Vasquez is centred in the frame of a new location, where a sign behind him reads SON OF A GUN. To say that Vasquez looks happy is underselling it, mainly because he's finally in his element.]

Hola, everyone. For a limited time only, we're going to run a special here at the gun range. You come down and have a class with the new instructor, me, and maybe I'll show you a few tricks.

[One of them he shows off with proud ease, spinning both guns in perfect synchronicity even as he keeps his gaze fixated on the camera.]

Just come down, ask for Vasquez. I'll even see if they'll let you have ten percent off, maybe, but only if you tip very nicely.

Comments

[quinientos]

What, I can't use a bun even if it's still a little short?

[angelpants]

Depends on how short.

[quinientos]

Okay, so now we have to have a hair competition and a gun one. Anything else I'm missing?

[angelpants]

You could have a drinking one with Wynonna?

[quinientos]

Now that just sounds more tempting than is probably safe.

[angelpants]

Probably something you shouldn't take her up on.

[quinientos]

No, that just makes me want to do it more.

[angelpants]

Oh, you.