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[creatio]

what's up cuddle people? it's clary here with a seriously important question. like, entire civilizations might depend on it important. you might want to sit down.

... you ready?

okay, here goes:

would you rather only be able to jump everywhere you go or only be able to walk on your hands?

(Who let this nerd have a phone, honestly. But at least playing along gets you ten friendship points. Or it does in her book.)

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[obdurates]

Ye of little faith, Alec. I bet I can turn the page with a toe.

[risers]

What if the pages were stuck together? You're going to need more toes.

[obdurates]

Good thing I have a parabatai at the ready to help me out of any dilemma.

[risers]

This is going to be a problem if I elect to walk on my hands. You know how far away my legs are from anything. We need a back-up plan.

[ those long legs of his have damned them all to non-reading hell. ]