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[creatio]

what's up cuddle people? it's clary here with a seriously important question. like, entire civilizations might depend on it important. you might want to sit down.

... you ready?

okay, here goes:

would you rather only be able to jump everywhere you go or only be able to walk on your hands?

(Who let this nerd have a phone, honestly. But at least playing along gets you ten friendship points. Or it does in her book.)

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text. un: hartbeat

[recoined]

( why is kimberly replying to this message? mostly because she can, but also because this is a terrible example of would you rather. it's like a third grader's would you rather, but with less grossness. )

neither
you'll pry my scooter out of my cold dead hands, clary fray

text. un: lightgrip

[risers]

How do entire civilizations depend on that question?

[ why are you the way you are, alec lightwood? just play along, damn. ]

text; un: cupcake

[sapphicvamp]

I don't want to even imagine the callouses my delicate hands would get from walking around on them.

I'd rather jump everywhere... and for that reason, I would go nowhere.

[ She's too lazy to jump everywhere. She'd rather just laze around. ]

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[amarillos]

[oh this is an easy one. mostly just because she can honestly do either but one of them is more fun.]

hands down, jumping everywhere.

[doesn't hurt that she can literally leap across canyons in one go]

text | un: clairebear

[evogirl]

How good would we be at walking on our hands?

text; un: driver

[killertrack]

would I still be able to drive if I do the jumping everywhere thing?

text; un: bookclub

[obdurates]

what if there are those among us who can jump while walking on their hands?

( sorry clary, you're dating someone just as extra as you are )