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[creatio]

what's up cuddle people? it's clary here with a seriously important question. like, entire civilizations might depend on it important. you might want to sit down.

... you ready?

okay, here goes:

would you rather only be able to jump everywhere you go or only be able to walk on your hands?

(Who let this nerd have a phone, honestly. But at least playing along gets you ten friendship points. Or it does in her book.)

Comments

[creatio]

yeah! you'd just have to time your jumps well enough to get in the car, i guess.

[killertrack]

nothing that can't be perfected with practice, right? I think I'd pick the jumping. The jumping gets you further, faster!

[creatio]

you're like me.
plus i think it would be kind of like being on a very small rollercoaster.

[killertrack]

it would be unpleasant on the days where you're feeling nauseous, though.

[creatio]

i never move anywhere when i'm nauseous anyway.
i just build a blanket fort.

[killertrack]

well that's lucky. I've never had the luxury of being able to call out of work like that.

[creatio]

oh.

( Presumably she was being facetious anyway, because it's not like she can stop trying to save the world for a stomach ache. )

next time you can call me and i'll bring the blankets *and* soup, because i am a very good friend.

[killertrack]

do you make the soup yourself?

[creatio]

no.
but that's a good thing, believe me.
you don't want to feel any worse if you're already sick.

[killertrack]

oh. I could teach you how to make good soup, if you want.