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[creatio]

what's up cuddle people? it's clary here with a seriously important question. like, entire civilizations might depend on it important. you might want to sit down.

... you ready?

okay, here goes:

would you rather only be able to jump everywhere you go or only be able to walk on your hands?

(Who let this nerd have a phone, honestly. But at least playing along gets you ten friendship points. Or it does in her book.)

Comments

[creatio]

i mean, with a little practise?
people in circuses do it all the time, right

[evogirl]

Probably easier to hop too.

[creatio]

but then if you jump everywhere you get to parkour.
and i always thought that looked cool.

[evogirl]

I feel like you'd have to be really strong to keep it up.

[creatio]

that's why you never skip leg day.
only the strong will survive in this bouncy world.

[evogirl]

I guess I better start practicing!

[creatio]

we can set up a parkour class in sucker punch.
get everyone prepared.

[evogirl]

I mean, it couldn't hurt, right?

[creatio]

if anything, it looks fun.
and i've always wanted to jump over buildings like a superhero.

[evogirl]

I mean...wouldn't we need super powers for that?

[creatio]

i kind of already have some, i just haven't pushed them to building jump limits.

[evogirl]

You have powers too?

[creatio]

yeah.
i'm a shadowhunter. though i'm not the only one here so i never know if i need to explain that or not.

what about you?

[evogirl]

What's a shadowhunter?

I heal. It's kind of lame, but my blood can also heal other people.

[creatio]

that's not lame, that's actually pretty amazing.

( Clary wishes she could do something like that. She can just heal herself. )

a shadowhunter is kind of like, i guess a warrior gifted with angelic powers. we use runes and weapons with heavenly powers. i don't know. it sounds ridiculous when i mention it to anyone.

[evogirl]

No, that sounds awesome, actually.

[ In comparison, Claire's power is lame. ]