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[creatio]

what's up cuddle people? it's clary here with a seriously important question. like, entire civilizations might depend on it important. you might want to sit down.

... you ready?

okay, here goes:

would you rather only be able to jump everywhere you go or only be able to walk on your hands?

(Who let this nerd have a phone, honestly. But at least playing along gets you ten friendship points. Or it does in her book.)

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[amarillos]

[oh this is an easy one. mostly just because she can honestly do either but one of them is more fun.]

hands down, jumping everywhere.

[doesn't hurt that she can literally leap across canyons in one go]

[creatio]

finally.
someone who's treating this with proper enthusiasm and respect!!!

( JK JK She's a mess. )

[amarillos]

i mean i didn't think the question was that important, but the answer was easy enough.

[aka calm down, clary.]

[creatio]

( Don't ruin the moment. )

it's totally important.
how else will you figure out who you can trust?

[amarillos]

[just keeping it real.]

i can think of a few ways other than conducting a random poll on the internet.

making friends and letting people's actions speak for themselves for one. barring that, saving the world together seems to help if you believe the movies.

[#kanyeshrug]

[creatio]

but this way i'm at least reaching out to the introverts.

( She is really just being a little goofy right now. She hopes people aren't taking her all that seriously. )

[amarillos]

fair enough. can't picture anyone asking this in person and getting any kind of reply.

[creatio]

have you never played would you rather?

( Though honestly, a lot of people are missing the point. )

[amarillos]

i'm more of a fan of 'never have i ever'.

[the response doesn't actually answer clary's question exactly, but she's tried.]

[creatio]

see, i think that only works in person.
how would we manage a network wide drinking competition?
but i'll keep that one in mind if you're by the barbie house.

[amarillos]

that's what video chats are for.
pretty sure i'm not going to be the wasted one at the end if we were to play.
sorry to disappoint.

[creatio]

i just have to suss you out first then.
tailor it a little.

( She will not be deterred. )

[amarillos]

tailor what exactly? my drinks?

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[recoined]

( this is a garbage answer and trini knows it )

cop-out

[amarillos]

[pfft. whatever, kimbers.]

it's an opinion. you don't have to agree.

[recoined]

someday you'll thank me for my opinions

( they are Very Important )

[amarillos]

your opinions are terrible and you should know by now to listen to me. see: the abandoned gold mine.

[her opinions are garbage tbh]

[recoined]

not my idea and definitely not my fault
blame billy for that one

( don't be rude. )

[amarillos]

no one blames billy.
he's an angel.

[kiss her ass, kimmy.]

[recoined]

preeeeetty sure there's no halo hiding under his cowboy hat
also, he's not here

( trini would like that too much )

[amarillos]

i know he's not here.
do you think he'd even want to... be here?

[pleading the fifth on that one]