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[creatio]

what's up cuddle people? it's clary here with a seriously important question. like, entire civilizations might depend on it important. you might want to sit down.

... you ready?

okay, here goes:

would you rather only be able to jump everywhere you go or only be able to walk on your hands?

(Who let this nerd have a phone, honestly. But at least playing along gets you ten friendship points. Or it does in her book.)

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[creatio]

at least i am not an angry giraffe!!!

( wow, someone call the teacher. )

[risers]

[ WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS PICKING ON HIS LONG NECK. or, you know, long legs. ]

You do know giraffes are social animals, right?

[creatio]

( DOES ALEC JUST SEARCH FOR ANIMAL FACTS WHEN HE'S LONELY? )

no?
how do *you* know that?

[risers]

[ :( ]

I think the question is how do you not know that? Seriously, Clary. I thought you were all into claryfying things.

[creatio]

i'll clarify you in a minute!!!

( Someone needs a nap. )

ok then
would you rather wear clown shoes every day or a clown wig every day?

[risers]

[ the fuck. ]

Clown shoes. I've been told I need more color in my wardrobe. You?

[creatio]

you DO need more color in your wardrobe.
let's go shopping.
i saw the greatest pastel sweater ever the other day.

( Is she jerking his chain? Who knows. )

i think i'd look cool in a wig.

[risers]

And hide your hair?

[ how many times has alec wished clary would hide? she's as loud and as vibrant as that red on her head. (she's also easy to spot in a crowd, but it isn't like alec's ever looking.) ]

[creatio]

+100 sneak points.

( Though not in a clown wig, Clarissa. )

[risers]

What color is this wig again?

[ he sees right thru u sis. ]

[creatio]

okay, -100 sneak points.
here's another one.
would you rather explore space, or explore the deep sea?

[risers]

Deep sea. There's a guarantee of animals there. Might find Nemo in the process.

You?

[creatio]

( SHE IS DYING.

ALEC LIGHTWOOD KNOWS PIXAR. )

honestly? space.
i've always been into it.
and i can't think of anything better than getting to see the stars up close.

[risers]

If you were a giraffe you wouldn't have that problem.

[ js. ]

Do you believe aliens exist somewhere in space?

[creatio]

i mean, werewolves and vampires and warlocks exist.
why not aliens?

why? don't you?

[risers]

ET phone home?

It's hard for me to believe. If there were aliens, why haven't they done anything yet? Mundanes keep poking at them. If I was an alien, I'd be pretty pissed by now.

[creatio]

maybe they're too busy?
you can't assume aliens are as obsessed with the human race as humans are.

[risers]

What else would they be obsessed about? Bicycles?

[creatio]

as a human being i also think human beings suck.
aliens might be smart enough to ignore us.

[risers]

You're okay for a human being.

[ "human being" instead of "mundane". alec is growing. clary's impact is showing. someone save him. ]

But no one is smart. No species was born smarter than the other. Outside of apes.

[creatio]

( SHE IS SO TOUCHED!!!!!! )

what if we haven't met all the species yet?
how do we know?

[risers]

Because monkeys are the smartest animal on the planet. They're the closest to humans. If aliens have an animal they're close to then it'd have to be the blob fish.

Besides, there's no such thing as perfect. Nothing can be perfect. Why would it be in this universe if it was?

[creatio]

we're ranking things from our own perspective though.
like, human beings are flawed and messy and honestly? most of us are complete idiots.
and we've decided we're smarter than monkeys but who's to say there isn't something else we should be judged on.

( Does she know what she's talking about? No. Is she going to be passionate about it anyway? Yes. )