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[creatio]

what's up cuddle people? it's clary here with a seriously important question. like, entire civilizations might depend on it important. you might want to sit down.

... you ready?

okay, here goes:

would you rather only be able to jump everywhere you go or only be able to walk on your hands?

(Who let this nerd have a phone, honestly. But at least playing along gets you ten friendship points. Or it does in her book.)

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[recoined]

( threadjacking for #reasons )

clary lies
she hops around like a six year old who ate too many pixie sticks

except when she's trying to be quiet, in which case she's a very small elephant

[creatio]

et tu???

[risers]

The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.

[creatio]

so you're saying i need to pick better friends?

[risers]

Yes.

[ things alec doesn't say: you don't need other friends when you have me. if he does, it ruins everything, and out of the two of them, clary is clearly the ruiner of all things. ]