( if she looks amused when her video pops up on the screen, it's because she is. Lydia knows how much Malia loves meat, entirely too well — especially venison, if Lydia's not mistaken — and to hear her offer out vegan jerky is more than a little funny. )

Ew, even I think that sounds gross. You poor thing. You wanna go get some real jerky? I'm sure they'll have it somewhere around here.