( kimberly's just entirely unimpressed by this entire chain of events. )

What happened? Oh, Clary just thought it'd be fun to go swimming in a questionable body of water, I guess, because now she's a fucking mermaid, Iz!

( HELP. )

... actually, if you have a bikini top handy? ( pointedly, her voice rising to carry towards where clary is currently doing dolphin flips in the background. ) Then somebody could stop flashing me every time she tries to do a flip!